I need some advice ;)

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Oct 20, 2016.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Well i had applied for a visa and its been accepted to the pais of new zealand for a year. I am thinking auckland but also christchurch its all aboot women, work and waves, the 3 Ws... if yall have been and have any info let me know. It is honestly very appreciated y Roy stu... i will not be riding gnome planks down under the states...
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Sounds gay, enjoy your perfect wonderful adventure to waves, women, and weed (f work). Just kidding, i'm jealous.
     

  3. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Have fun Blasters. the only advise I can give: Don't go in Roy's shed.
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Get your vasectomy before you go <grin>
     
  5. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    You know im heading to brevard b4 i head out, as well as the banks, ill be in contact will get some waves in. I wish i could smoke but that has been bred out of me.
     
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hey (barry) nah dude im just filling up on them tacos, who the fuk knows if those guys have tacos.
     
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hey chavs roys boards are his sheds. no diff
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  10. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Right on dude.
     
  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Sh1it in brown paper bag. Leave on Roy's front door step. Light on fire. knock and run.
     
  12. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    have a blast bro! total jealousy!
     
  13. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
    You need to make a guest appearance on an episode of the moaning chair and air any grievances to the SI community.

    This is how you do it.

    Keep up posted on any interesting developments.
     
  14. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Go bang someone else's sister for a change. Your sister will be well rested after a year off.
     
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Just remember this, "If it flies, floats or fvcks--rent it; don't buy it!!"
     
  16. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Lots of sheep in NZ.
    Don't fvck them
     
  17. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    impossible to resist if ya're un nomme l'orange. aka papa plank chisler, the sheep jizzler.
     
  18. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    there's lotsa Great Whites and Killer Whales in NZ. Don't surf there
     
  19. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    lmfao
     
  20. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Sounds like a great time, blasters. Enjoy. Try a visit to Christchurch, friends there say it's decent even with the crazy earthquake damage.