I really hate....

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Zeroevol, Aug 11, 2017.

  1. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    The people who swear their animals love surfing. Dogs, rats, cats, etc. The animals look scared sheetless. And to the idiot bringing the damn llama out there, come on! Take her home and romance her, stop trying to do Carolina cutbacks with her!
     
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Any kind of personification of animals annoys me.
     

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Hey! Sorry to have offended you sir.
     
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I think you're doing caninification which is fine with me.

    Dressing your dog up, giving it it's own instagram page, taking it to bars, talking to it vs giving it commands. Animals and dogs especially are pack animals and need to know their place in the pack.
     
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    So how do you feel about "feel-good-dogs" on airplane flights???
     
  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    People that take their dogs to bars...lol
     
  7. Robh

    Robh Well-Known Member

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    Oct 29, 2012
    Emotional support dogs on planes... Once had to grab one off the moving walkway at LAX. It didn't see the end, ripped it's front paws up and was getting rolled at the end. Dog and owner screaming bloody murder and no one was doing anything. Stupid ass owner could have just yanked the leash but I guess that's the type that needs an animal on their lap in a plane. Was real fun having blood on my shirt in the airport though...

    I really hate when people put clothes on dogs to go outside when they clearly don't need it. Then take dumb pictures.
     
  8. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Any owner that has an "emotional support" is by definition, a "stupid ass owner".
    I wonder if our 2 simods each have one: do you think so??
     
  9. Robh

    Robh Well-Known Member

    48
    Oct 29, 2012
    They do seem the type to put emotional trust in a 9lb evolutionary abomination of a dog in a crisis situation.
     
  10. Son Bather Bob

    Son Bather Bob Well-Known Member

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    Jun 16, 2014
  11. LongIslandBro

    LongIslandBro Well-Known Member

    319
    Jul 21, 2017
    How do you tell friends or acquaintances who refer to their dogs as their baby or family member how pathetic they sound?
     
  12. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Straight out. Tell them that they have a pathological desire for dogs.
     
  13. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    My almost 14 year old dog is family. She is always full of love, always has my back, and is always there when my stoke is lacking. No matter what my day was like, when I walk in, she is always amping to see me, which is pretty awesome. Can you say the same about each one of your family members? I take it you haven't experienced a great dog on your team?

    Zero evil starting hate threads.............
     
  14. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Man, a lot of sh:t scares you.
     
  15. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    Lots a bitterness in this thread...Dogs are awesome, don't hate cause you got your d!ck chomped when you were a kid.
     
  16. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    No sir! Never once said I hated animals. I also have a dog that I consider my family, I also have a tattoo of a dog paw that passed away on my chest. This threads was about the idiots that think their animals actually like surfing.
     
  17. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Word, I never made her do that. She did however, figure out body surfing by retrieving her ball, and she definitely loves doing that more than any other activity. She's losing her hearing now, but before, I couldn't say beach without her losing her mind.
     
  18. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    If she is getting older, I'm sure the water feels great on her joints.
     
  19. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Another infraction from suckmod4 regarding my atrocious language.
     
  20. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Uppity white people are the worst.