I think im done surfing alone for a while

Discussion in 'Puerto Rico' started by S-T-R-E-T-C-H, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Im a 22 year old gringo n i sold everything i had to move to pr. N clearly im the only kid my age whos made that leap. Anyways ive been surfing the most isolated spots i can find and recently was surfing n found myself over a huge patch of fire coral n made me think that i need to start sharing these spots. If u live n pr or are visiting Getin touch w me cuz i cld really use a surf bud. Cuz smokin blunts n surfing is something thst shld b shared. I live in rincon n drive a lifted blue chevy. Either yell at me one day so we can shred or email me. Is there anyone my age here?
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I'm visiting late next month for my honeymoon, don't know if i'll be making too many new friends while newlywedding but i'm definitely getting a few days of surf in while we are there. That being said, should I just hang out by your lifted chevy and wait to someone walks up with a fat spliff?
     

  3. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Yea man for sure. When u get here just get in touch w me thru this spot or like u said sit next to the truck till u see a 6 8 gringo walkn up. If i dont got the bud im on the way to getn it. Congrats on ur marriage. I hope u dont piss ur lady off too much when u get here n just wanna surf the whole time.
     
  4. purpleheadedyogurtslinger

    purpleheadedyogurtslinger Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2012
    hey bro I'll be making my yearly visit Rincon in mid-november. I'll holler, as I VERY MUCH enjoy both of the activities mentioned
     
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Good look Stretch, definitely will, i'll try hard to not surf the entire time we are there and keep her happy the whole time, i've already promised we'd go do other stuff, so i gotta stand by my word, hope it goes as planned! Sorta...
     
  6. tropic surfer

    tropic surfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 7, 2011
    Stretch, are you surfing places at night or something? First off, it's been basically flat for the entire summer except for a few weak days...but, surfing alone, I seriously question that.
    This place has been mapped, plotted, platted, and dissected. The SUP's, spongers, butt surfboarders, long boarders and shortboarders all know where the waves are.
    You keep offering to show your secret spots but people need to know a couple things before moving to Shangri-La here.
    Very few jobs, dinner/lunch cook, wait staff, maybe. Island unemployment at record highs.
    Start your own business? Good luck.
    House breakins a fact of life.
    Drive w/o a local DL, get in an accident, you're 100% liable, for driving illegally.
    Dodge drunk drivers every weekend night if you go out.
    It was paradise at one time. It still has it's moments.
    Call it paradise past.
    But giving people the idea that there are secret surf spots here is a bit misleading.
     
  7. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    Congrats! Hope you enjoy the your wife and the surf!
     
  8. tropic surfer

    tropic surfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 7, 2011
    thanks for the compliments, mr. meat.
    Since Kelly won the last title at Middles, it's still an unknown, uncrowded spot. Sure it is.
    Take a look at any web site's map of the island's surf spots.
    You don't know what you're talking about.
     
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2012
  9. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Zagaffer sounds like uve traveled the road im just starting. N ill def b in cali sumtime to check out the situation there. Alot of what ive seen around here is alcoholism n all the attitude that goes with it. But as far as the surf you can catch waves everyday w the right eye and a good four by four. And tropic surfer. U can walk down to jobos the most crowded beach on the island and the place is so lit up from people partying you CAN surf at night by urself. Check it out sometime. N just m earshot from middles actually on the other side of the rock is a baddass left barrelin everytime middles is and nobody rides it. Go another couple hundred yards and u have las dunas. Again people just leave that spot alone. And twp hundred yards from that is alittle spot i like to call gators. Check these spots man. U might start catchin waves to urself to. Sounds like u kno the grind of pr tho. Do u live here? If so lets get up n shred n holler at eachother
     
  10. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Special shout out to meatloaf. U kno the true definition of "secret". Just cuz people talk about these spots doesnt mean they surf em.
     
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Thanks dude, I appreciate it, looking forward to a week of no work, no responsibility, and quality time with my woman, and oh ya, great surf!
     
  12. picasoflake

    picasoflake Member

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    Aug 4, 2012
    Hey when upcoming surfing competition take place have any idea!!1
     
  13. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

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    Feb 8, 2009
    22 year old male, your vocabulary and spelling make you sound like a 14 year old girl. Good luck in life with "ur futurez of bluntz and fire coral into ur mid 20s bra"

    Mommy and daddy can only foot the bill for so long.
     
  14. delawaredell

    delawaredell Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2009
    Who cares man? This is a forum not a freaking document he's handing to his boss.

    Stretch, still looking forward to meeting up with you with our group over thanksgiving. Keep sharing the stoke. I feel the same way, I always like to have a group when I'm out surfing. Share the stoke, cuz if no one saw it, it never really happened.

     
  15. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    I was gonna get mad n defend myself w words but theres no winning n a world full of skanklegs. Everyone of these forums gets twisted by some middle aged fat ****. Im goin back to the beach. If yall wanna surf hit me up. If u wanna talk w those pretty lips come find me n have a conversation. I was just tryin to bring the vibe we need in todays world now its very clear to yall y i choose to surf alone.
     
  16. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Hey man, I'm a fat middle-aged A$$. You're discriminating against me because I'm middle-aged? I can smoke blunts and surf over fire coral with the best of you young boys. I can also drink more whiskey, get more pu$$y, and shoot an AR-15 straighter than all you young fellas put together. Just cause I'm middle-aged doesn't mean I've lost touch. I may even change my name back to the Earl of Funk!
    Just messing with you. Lived in PR for 8 years and still come to Rincon every March to visit family and friends. I'll look you up this year. Show you in person that fat 50 year old guys can still hang.

     
  17. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    I work for my parents n get paid more than most of the ppl on this island skegleg. So i dont really care what u say. Im gonna live this mispelled life until i die. N im proud that my family has my back. W out them n god nothing wld b possible n chavez y chavez. I wasnt talkn to u man or fat middle aged ppl. I was talkn to skeglegs. Hes a ****. Bein fat n middle aged is like having a gold medal for life man. Everybodyy is really getn this twisted. All i was lookin for was a surf bud n all i found was a bunch of cocky men tryin to prove whos cooler stronger better. Truth is i dont care about proving myself to anyone cuz im havin fun n thats all tht matters. And i live a life im proud of and what to continue forever. Get up w me chavez. Id love to shred w ya
     
  18. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

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    Feb 8, 2009
    Judging by the response here, and the private messages, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume I hit a nerve with the Trustafarian.

    You ever wonder why there are more Puerto Ricans in New York City, than on the island of Puerto Rico itself??? Because it's a ****hole. Enjoy it gringo.
     
  19. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    its truely amazing at how people can hate against each other.dont cry over the internet,cuz your life sucks.stretch,i support u 100%..talkin about crowded surf,its only crowded when u bennies come here on your vacation.i have dozens of puerto rican friends,people who are from pr,that dont surf,and dont care for it.how many pr surfers u see on tour right now??its not crowded!!!it sucks surfing by yourself,i know,i do it all the time.and i surf jersey!!!!!people who share the same likes of a sport,should come together and support one another.not hate on each other.trust and believe,you,me,and everyone else on this forum will never surf a contest,get sponsored or even be pro..i dont consider myself a surfer,because that means u surf everyday,and get paid for it.im just someone that enjoys riding a wave,whether its 2ft or 10ft,i enjoy smokin blunts,and i enjoy women.dont mean i do it everyday,but i still do it!my next trip is in january to costa rica,wish i could come share some waves and ganja wit ya,but maybe in another lifetime!:cool:
     
  20. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Cepriano. What is up w everyone getn agro when i try to share sum good times w people. Is it jealousy or what. Ive honestly never delt w something like this. I just love surfing n never wanna stop man. I dont want a sponsor and i dont wanna compete. All i wanna do is surf til i die. Alot of people including urself have been pretty cool in regards to this topic. But ppl like skegleg i think are just jealous cuz something went wrong in their life. But i guess if ur doin something ur gonna have haters rite? Whenever u go to costa. Message me w how ur time went expenses surf etc.

    Skegleg. Dont mistake kindness for weakness my friend. I will enjoy puerto rico. Thanks for ur concern