I think I'm done.

You have very healthy cuticles.

 

Hah. Nah, Clemson & I just like to bounce a few brickbats off each other every once in awhile.
We're both living in the south, Billy, that should really get your Irish up, eh bra?!

 

It has a patent pending. Takes a while for the process though, but don't go using it too liberally.

Good. You've been spending too much time indoors smoothing out that Roy Earnhardt Jr. and the complexion was getting a bit pasty. This should help, and the girls won't call you an albino anymore.


I'm still counting on you for keeping the hope alive on here Clemmer. Dave Chappelle would puke up his purple drank in response to the humorless, sackless prose on here as of late aside from your offerings. Be the change you want to see on SI.


BTW...I write this as I'm watching some of the worst excuses of SUP attempts ever by these 6 people. At least it's not in a lineup or one I'm in and it is pretty cool that one of them is a smoke and has her small dog atop the bow of the raft. What would be totally awesome is if this dude who's absolutely screwing on his Polaris would circle round and wake-tip these stiffs. I'd probably give that man a protein drank and a slab of sashimi in return. At least there's some decent swallow tail in the sand to yap at and bump some EDM (and commercial hip-hop) for.

Enough of this bollocks, it's time for a spin on the Carver. I need some fresh abrasions and maybe an avulsion or two.