I thought this commercial was a joke

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by CaptJAQ, Nov 18, 2014.

  1. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    I couldnt view the commercial from the link. But robot butlers are awesome I think. In Japan they are coming up with robot mates. Thats perfect. I would leave Mrs2B for a subservient programmable do-able robot any day. All you young hustlas wanna poke at that one--give marriage a go first, then we will talk. I want to hear a sweet robotic voice say: "GOOD MORNING. COFFEE IS ON. I LAID YOUR WETSUITES OUT BY THE PELLET STOVE TO GET THEM TOASTY WARM THIS MORNING. SWELL INFO IS CALLING FOR SSW SWELL AT 4.2' @ 9 SECONDS. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER KENNEBUNK OR HEADING DOWN TO GLOUCESTER. I PACKED YOUR BOARDS FOR YOU WHILE YOU SLEPT, AND I GAVE YOU AN OLD FASHIONED IN YOUR SLEEP. I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF CLEANING UP BEFORE I MADE YOU BREAKFAST." That has happened with a real woman negative zero times.
     

  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Buddy in the lineup was talking about that sex show on HBO had an episode where they showed these cats that make life-like, life-size dollz for purchase that cost 5k. MIS owns 3 of them. Ax if you can borrow one of his girls for the weekend and trow a recording of that manuscript on that you just wrote. Mrs. 2B can take a rest while the new help raises the bar on service.
     
  3. CaptJAQ

    CaptJAQ Well-Known Member

    386
    Jul 22, 2011
    Did nobody actually watch the video?

    The imagery is hysterical.
     
  4. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Yup.

    Wonder if the robot is gonna get banned.

    It's been that kinda week.
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    A chestnut:

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
    The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
    Son says, "Toy Story."
    The robot slaps the son.
    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
    Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
    The robot slaps the father.
    Mum laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
    The robot slaps the mother.
     
  6. CaptJAQ

    CaptJAQ Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2011
    Nice one Yankee.

    The robot butler cracked me up, in the beginning he's staring watching the woman bending over exercising, while he's dusting the (quite phallic) cactus.
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Gracias senor.

    Yah, hear ya on the robot butler. I kept waiting for the ad to do something, uh, different, butt it seems that someone in Marketing was on a double entendre rampage with this 'commercial.'