I couldnt view the commercial from the link. But robot butlers are awesome I think. In Japan they are coming up with robot mates. Thats perfect. I would leave Mrs2B for a subservient programmable do-able robot any day. All you young hustlas wanna poke at that one--give marriage a go first, then we will talk. I want to hear a sweet robotic voice say: "GOOD MORNING. COFFEE IS ON. I LAID YOUR WETSUITES OUT BY THE PELLET STOVE TO GET THEM TOASTY WARM THIS MORNING. SWELL INFO IS CALLING FOR SSW SWELL AT 4.2' @ 9 SECONDS. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER KENNEBUNK OR HEADING DOWN TO GLOUCESTER. I PACKED YOUR BOARDS FOR YOU WHILE YOU SLEPT, AND I GAVE YOU AN OLD FASHIONED IN YOUR SLEEP. I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF CLEANING UP BEFORE I MADE YOU BREAKFAST." That has happened with a real woman negative zero times.
Buddy in the lineup was talking about that sex show on HBO had an episode where they showed these cats that make life-like, life-size dollz for purchase that cost 5k. MIS owns 3 of them. Ax if you can borrow one of his girls for the weekend and trow a recording of that manuscript on that you just wrote. Mrs. 2B can take a rest while the new help raises the bar on service.
A chestnut: A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mum laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
Nice one Yankee. The robot butler cracked me up, in the beginning he's staring watching the woman bending over exercising, while he's dusting the (quite phallic) cactus.
Gracias senor. Yah, hear ya on the robot butler. I kept waiting for the ad to do something, uh, different, butt it seems that someone in Marketing was on a double entendre rampage with this 'commercial.'