I told my dads I was thinking of taking up paddleboarding.

Father knows best

 

Let's examine the topic heading. He told his "dads" that he was headed to the dark side. Is that plural like My Two Dads sitcom of the late 80s? If so, tell us about that bro. What does your mom think of this? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

* 'Fathers' know best.

He is from NY, wake up you f*cking homophobes. I was pushed into my first wave by my two moms. I understand dolphins twice as well as the rest of you. What's wrong with that?

 

No homophobes here bro. We just want to know the backstory. This is the nest, the tree of trust. We can say anything in here.

 

I'm fine with "the" gays but I am a rabid SUPophobe ... does that count as intolerance? ;-D

 

I hates SUPgots.

 

Strange world we live in.

 

UNLESS it's real paddleboarding:

 

haha. 2 dads. You said "backstory".

 

When youre like me and you live between 2 lakes, you kinda want a paddleboard, but theyre like 2000 smakers

 

You can get a decent one w/paddle for like $750 brand new

 

because they eat fish?