I waxed my board- Results

Discussion in 'Global Bodyboarding Talk' started by shark-hunter, May 30, 2014.

  1. shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

    Apr 29, 2012
    I waxed it and it worked great! I have a red board. It doesn't look too bad on there. I didn't put a huge coating of wax on it though. I'm 5 foot 7 with a 40 inch board morey board. So I have a good size board for me and I have no problem moving up and down on the board for spins. I put barely anything on the stomach area. Much better grip now.
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    red boards go the fastest

    + some wax on the bottom = even faster

  3. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I wiped my azz with windex today,results were great.my butt wasn't that dirty but it really did wonders.i feel squeaky clean
  4. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Seriously don't ever try this. The ammonia in windex will seriously dry and crack the delicate membranes of the rectum. Don't ask me how I know this.
  5. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
  6. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    You might try waxing your pecker, it might make you turn harder.


    Sep 17, 2013
    today was a banner day for laughter on the swell info, windex, well done, delicate membranes, eh?:D
  8. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Wow watch out!!! Don't let the secret out... Pretty soon all the summer pros will start applying wax to the underside after they watch us make those amazing sections with soooo much speed!
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Ah, 5'7 explains a LOT when it comes to your raging, chip-on-the-shoulder, ignana posts, Trout Punter.

    Aren't you a bit young to be so bitter already....?
  10. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    what - i waxed the wrong side?

    if in fact one finds this initiative not-the-best idea try armor-all cleaning wipes, then windex,
    then buff.
  11. Hack N Shack

    Hack N Shack Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2011
    how do you know that?
  12. John Blake

    John Blake Guest

    Red boards get pulled over by the police more than any other color of boards. They did studies on this. I saw it on 20/20 one Friday night in 1999.