I will fight u IRL. Meet me at the beach.

Discussion in 'Surfboards and Surfboard Design' started by zagaff3r, Mar 9, 2017.

  1. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

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    Jul 13, 2016
    Wax patterns are ghey. As are leashes tied around the fins after surfing, ghey. Ms Palmers, well that's some good aussie sht
     
    Last edited: Mar 10, 2017
  2. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Suite stick, ZG... good luck with her. Ride report, prease.
     

  3. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    353
    Apr 25, 2016
    Dude, if you're taking off your leash after a surf you're a poser. Wrap that **** around your fins all hardcore like.
     
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    never use braid...i hate braid...mono for life.
     
  5. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I respect you're decision. As the Shred said, "To it's they're own."
     
  6. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Seattleites remove their fins and leashes after every surf, swear to Wayne.

    Many take their boardbags to the water...sometimes with 2 or more boards. From the parking lot.
     
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    [video=youtube;XjXek07jD38]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjXek07jD38[/video]
     
  8. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Ya'll better not be sporting your braids - disgusting! LMAO
     
  9. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Bad Braids

    [video=youtube;cCEkuo94X6I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCEkuo94X6I[/video]
     
  10. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    About 10 minutes. 1/4 bar of bass, 1/2 a bar of cool.

    Draw lines up
    Draw lines down
    Nose to tail, rail to rail
    No circular motions, don't press to hard.
    One you start getting the bass down
    You switch to top coat and add some treble

    Takes longer to scrape it off than put in on.

    Sel, I'm off the matunas. I have backslided, back on StickyBumps for life.

    Can't say I prefer the taste
     
  11. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    A thread about waxing boards.

    We've just hit a new low, buoys.
     
  12. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    I had a smaller 2+1 for years and it was/is my all time favorite longboard

    This board does not disappoint.

    Got her Tuesday.
    Had to clean up kook giant smear wax job Wed afternoon
    Threw in a 10" surfy surfy alpha (big-boy foiled greenough 4A, with a slightly wider base)
    Tooker out Thurs evening. Got to beach at 1630, in water at 1640, out of water 1657 to pick up my kid.
    Water was 59° air 72°, waves 2-3' w/ a 2-3'@13sSSW an reinforcing WNW at 1@7'
    No wind. Tide was about a foot and half and coming in
    Caught 5 waves and they were all really fun.
    Very responsive when you dig that back foot in with that thin tail, was very easy to make fast turns and cutback
    Not as much lift or hold back there as a traditional noserider, but it's still not a HPLB
    Easy slip-slide, hip wiggle stuff in the middle of the board
    Super stable up on the front 18 with the big concave, but was hard to lock into the curl. And I ate a lip when I thought was clever and would switch going backside. I don't know why I ever try that going left. Never works for me. Think it would be better with a pivot or el gato fin; but I wanted the maneuverability cause the waves were kinda hollow and racey with low tide

    Same swell this morning, only now there's a WSA comp taking up half the beach. I got an hour and half, the air was 60°, and the tide was about 5' or so and incoming. Lost wave count

    Great board, although I might add some futures boxes for side bites

    I put my flying manta in the car for after work though. Hard to fit a LB in the front seat of a hatchback
     
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  13. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    No, even worse. this is a thread about leash strings.
     
  14. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Touché

    #tooshay
     
  15. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    you want to meet me to fight huh????? dont let me forget get my dive knife..im so serious i really have a drive knife its every tactical when traveling in sketch parts of the third world going though the slums at times you never know better safe than sorry. i know the state department says to not resist but some people are ruthless and will shoot you for fun in el salvador so in reguards to that a knife to the neck is necessary. oh yeah bouys i keep it with a bit of rust i want them to get infected if they even try and front. Im heading to the beach now whos gonna come and fight? im cutting leashes,tires and skin maybe cut your hair for free if you buy me a beer before we duel with dive kinivezzz ...we be cutting everyone.
     
  16. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I'm in.
     
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    #driveknife

    #everytactical
     
  18. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    353
    Apr 25, 2016
    I'm actually using a shoe string to hold my leash on my new board right now.

    I couldn't get the leash string off of any of my other boards, and while I had the extra leash, I didn't have a string.

    Got to Cape Cod and realized I had no way to secure the leash to the board for its first surf, so I took the string out of my shoe and tied it on with that. Chewed/broke it smaller. I had intended to replace it at some point, but hell it's working so forgetaboutit. I reckon I'm due for an ass-beating on the beach, though. It looks like hell.
     
  19. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I had to use my ukulele string one time. Took the best beating of my life for that. I thought he was going to kill me, but instead, he scarred me for life, and let me live in shame. This was a great man.