Iden-tities

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Rob_Kelly, May 19, 2018.

  1. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Hey, I understand that people have to create new accounts on here due, or do, to the un-American practice of Internet Banning.

    Good Lord do I know. Hey, you guys still telling on each other? Wow. Just wow...

    But one of youse who live here should provide a handbook as to who is who. Man, most of these monikers are, like, foreign to me. Actually, fucking Mr. Swellinfo Guy should do that. Give him something to work on while he sits by the poolside, ignoring his dog.

    If I knew you, Biblically or not, and you got a new handle please identify who you be.

    You'd be surprised at how many people I have had relations with on this site.

    Hey, Dawn Patrol...

    I accidentally clicked on this "NOTABLE MEMBERS" thing. Damn page keeps jumping...

    Congrats. You top the list of notable members. I'd stick that puppy on your resume if I was you. Though, we all know real surfers don't work. And don't even get me started on conservative "surfers."

    Oh, and jeez where are my manners?

    OMG !! I just adore the new layout here. Wow !

    Damn, man, the site just looks fantastic. I guess that offers a few distractions from the fact that this place is dead.

    Hey, what's Virginia Beach going to be like next Wednesday?

    Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Those 1980's Northern Chicago suburb kids were totally bitchen.

    Man, I so want to surf The Lakes. So bad...
     
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  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Hang around a while a you too can be a “well known member”. It’s the American Dream dude, nothing like it.
     
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  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Hey RK I’m going on the casino boat tonight. You ever been on one of those? This one is at the Cape, I won nearly $400 one time. There’s all kinds of people watching to be had too, it’s an adventure every time.
     
  4. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Nope. Just the fine Atlantic City establishments.

    I was well-versed in the arcade scene in Vegas, though. When I was a children and living in California my parents went there. They're degenerate gamblers.

    And shucks, it appears I'm already a "well-known member." Wow, that was quick.
     
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  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Yeah they set the bar pretty low lol welcome to the club!
     
  6. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
  7. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Dawn Patrol you win the other night?

    Anyways, I'm cereal here.

    I want a list of all new monikers and who they once belonged to. By 6:00pm.

    Or if you have a new handle when you post identify yourself by your old handle.

    Haven't been around these here parts in awhile. Ha, the last time I came I was intentionally confrontational. That was part Kasser's and no weed, but mostly just because. That was supposed to be my final hoorah.

    But life's funny. Some strange thing came calling me back. Can't explain it. Then two days later Zuckerberg put me in Facebook jail. Fate.

    I adore Facebook. Yeah, you guys are too cool for it. I know. But, man you can hassle and F with people from all over the world. It's fantastic. But this is like my sixth jail sentence.

    #recidivism

    Some day Zuckerberg, someday. You people won't believe this but if I lived near their headquarters I would FUCK with them so hard. So hard.
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Well, not really. We started off losing about $400 but then rallied and won back like $300. Not too bad of a loss between the two of us. We drank plenty of liquor which I’m sure balanced it out. Some good live music to listen to as well. The crowd was pretty light and nobody got too crazy. Some folks don’t handle their alcohol very well though, one drink and they’re all “yeeeeeah!” “Wooooooo!” Like they are at a football game or something. I don’t get it.
     
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  9. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2016
    Pretty sure betty is the only chick on this forumme..

    Who has Rob Kelley banged? I say Barry for sure. Maybe yankee too
     
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  10. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

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    Oct 30, 2008
    Damn. From the title i thought this topic was about breastesses
     
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  11. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I still have the same handle from, like, 15 years ago. Maybe 20.

    But stay of of jail, Rob Kelly. We need you around here for the entertainment value.
     
  12. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    NYYNJ is NYNJ from days past. He had to add a Y or somthing. Don't remember. Just noticed it a few weeks back and asked about it.

    Oh and seldom is somthing with an A. ArthorAndBoner or somthing. But he don't post much.

    I just realized. I know most of the guys here by the combination of letters my eyes see in there name..... but don't actually read said name. I literally have no idea what SS name is now. Just that it's got an A and a R. And definitely an E in there. Weird
     
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  13. arthurdigbysellers

    arthurdigbysellers Well-Known Member

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    Oct 16, 2017
    Arthur Digby Sellers...the kid that stole the Dude's car. I would like my actual account and aviator back tho...
     
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  14. arthurdigbysellers

    arthurdigbysellers Well-Known Member

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    Oct 16, 2017
    ArthurAndBoner...or ArthurAndBoneur does have a pretty suite ring to it
     
  15. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2016
    FREE SHELDOONN
     
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  16. soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

    360
    Jul 19, 2010
    The forum has evolved over the years there for sure... I disappeared for like 2 years.
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    naw....I keep a tight asshole. Besides, I'm old and all dried up......
     
  18. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Hi bjs, this is guod. Aka so goud.
    Changing identity is fine if you use a generous quantity of whalejiz to ease the transition.
     
  19. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    996
    Jul 14, 2009
    Anybody know what Gruvi's new account/identity is? Dude was possibly the GOAT around here.
     
  20. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    SOOOO many people changed their names due to getting kicked off or whatever. I just stopped trying to figure out who was who.