Get a grip Yackee.....Read the Bible. And about the child thing, you need to get over it. It is getting old.
You are a kind man. A very kind man. The kind we don't like! HAAAAA! FLY A BANNER FOR COCOA BEACH UBER ALLES! knock knock on my surf van door its over waist high and I cant paddle no more its the secret bible surfing priest he's here to jail you and to grab your leash as you struggle off to Jesus surf camp COCOA BEACH... UBER ALLES TUBER ALLES!
Eff the bible you phony creep. It's a bunch of myths & ignorant crap. You're the one out there blatantly seeking children with your 'free' goodies. Using your bronze age fear gawd to alternately smother & tempt those poor kids.
+1 on that, well f**king done sisurfdogg, well done. That really caught me off guard, and the 'TUBER ALLES' was the coup de grace.