If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em!!!! "OFF MY WAVE KOOK"

JOB should have just fitzpedo'd his arse.

 

Seems obvious to me that a bench-off is in order.

 

This is the only logical conclusion...I gotta say I'm rooting for JOB.

 

Dude...what? How is JOB in any way related to JJF, Andy or Bruce? Irons bros are from Kauai, not Oahu. JJF is a much better surfer and a good, humble kid. Not an arrogant **** who can't control his emotions when he loses like JOB.

 

Chapter 32: You and Them

I increasingly see my life as a battle between those who are trying to keep me in line, and my own personality that constantly tries to redraw that line. The line itself is usually composed of weed beer and alcohol, and those that seek to draw it generally, in my opinion have too little of both in their systems. I mean come on, if I can write a book while I am wasted, you could definitely work a ****ty job while completely intoxicated and probably get away with it or something. I mean come on, unless you really want to, what’s the point of working hard for a paycheck that the government takes a big chunk out of anyway? Social security, Medicare, 401k fees you name it. Neither me nor my generation will ever see a dime of it, so why not say **** the government? At least the federal one. The federal reserve and various cartels of control that is. Why not just stop paying taxes? Everyone! At least until “they” gain a sense of reality and have some ****ing transparency. Sure, ill pay taxes, but if I do, and that’s a big If considering I am a free U.S. citizen as of now, I want to know where my money goes. And it better not go towards war or I will withhold my donation to the federal government. If they don’t like it, **** em, and I suggest you say the same. Like for instance, how do you think the IRS would respond if you just mailed them a big bag of cash with the exact amount in it that your own private accountants determined you owed them and left no other trail otherwise? Try it. I am.

**** jobs

 

Either tre's progress work has yet to hit the hands of the editors, or some of us should get ours on a ration or two of this "weed beer" he speaks of. He delineates that alcohol is a separate entity from it, so is it like birch beer but made out of cannabis sativa? brewengineer needs to ferment in on this thread and enlighten us.

Love that tre is putting his lack of thoughts to words, but those editors are sure in for a real treat when they see how many semi-colons that need to be added or commas moved.

Ok there, tre, good to see you surface again (had been looking you up in the police log to no avail!) but you're gonna have to take your stream of unconsciousness and make your own thread. This one is fully functional and is covering a variety of key SI topics such as: 1) surfer hooliganism; 2) break localism; 3) GET OFF MY PEAK!!! 4) AI; 5) Falsing kooks in da grill.

So...Spicoli says: GET OFF MA TREAD!!!

Back to the regular broadcast, braddahs. This is a heck of a thread.

 

Yeah, Trev must have gotten lost and opened the wrong thread after one too many weed beers.

JJF is in a whole different class from JOB. A consummate professional already, I'd imagine he looked up to JOB because of his presence and surfing ability, and little else. But that's just speculation. I'm still shocked that not even one photo has turned up from the actual incident! Where are the resident conspiracy theorists when we have a pseudo cover-up going on that's actually related to a surfing issue? I need an explanation!

 

gotta love weed bear. grammer is lame

 

I need to venture up your way to find some. Hasn't made it down to the mid-atlantic region yet.

 

The Surf Punks said it first.

 

Haha!!! Looks extra tough with the homemade rounded felt lettering. Good find!