If You Could Slap any SI Member who would it be?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by rcarter, Oct 14, 2014.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Singularity bro. Just nature correcting itself. Doing my part.
     
  2. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Tourney brackets are almost filled out. Sandblasters and Emass need opponents, and there's one bracket still open.<br /><br />Someone needs to step up...<br /><br /> SI slap off tourney 3.jpg
     
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  3. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You're a true genius bro. You cats ever seen the brackets for best Chappelle Show episode ever? Unreal.
     
  4. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Thanks Emass.

    How the f do I resize it? Tried editing but farked that all up.
     
  5. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    There's already too many people I deal with face to face on a daily basis that I would give my left nut to not only slap but smash over the head with a shovel. I restrain myself but it's hard.
    On here, MichaelJR. Hasn't done anything to piss me off personally but he pissed off Seldom, which is a serious infraction if you asked me.
    And Archy. People like Archy need a serious a$$-thumping to bring them back to the real world.
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Damn, thanks Chavez.

    And tlok, that chart is fantastic.
     
  7. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Senor Chavez,

    Since MJR is taken how about you and archy go at it? Then I just need opponents for Emass and Blasters and the tourney can begin.
     
  8. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Thanks SS.

    Can you see it ok? I've resized it a couple times and still just get the one view. Maybe add some HTML code? I dinna know HTML, I'm more of a powershell\vbscript\DOS guy.
     
  9. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    "What is that, a chart for ants? It needs to be at least three times this size."
     
  10. BigMoneyT

    BigMoneyT Active Member

    29
    Sep 2, 2014
    anyone from south. cause they couldnt fight back.
    1. Dlouren the guy with the avatar he stole from the dos equios commercial. bring it brahh
    2. kooki barrells. no problem
    3. the guy from cure beach that raises money for people that cant even walk! haha! be a man dude!
    4. rcarter. talk trash cant back up.
     
  11. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    I do wave the gadsden flag on occasion, but no colonial garb. I prefer fitted designer jeans and ar15s.
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Solid idea, but I can't see a damn thing on there
     
  13. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    Im down for a slap war with who ever, open hand bas rutten style destruction, liver kicks should be allowed too. I really don't want to harm anyone on here out of utter malice but in the name of sports and competition im up for the challenge. Everyone meet at the bench press in Belmar for a slap fight tomorrow at high noon.
     
  14. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    + 1 on Bas Rutten, that dude can KO someone with an open hand slap, then laugh at them and call them a sissy
     
  15. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    x 2, he always rubbed me the wrong way.
     
  16. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    The center for kids that can't read good.

    nice.
     
  17. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    [video=youtube;7L_AuvaWIh4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L_AuvaWIh4[/video]

     
  18. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Yeah, any chance of a larger image?
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    That's a real man right there! Thanks for sharing, he would ruin 90% of the dudes in MMA today in his prime.

    I dig the tunes too, good choice
     
  20. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    ???