If You Could Slap any SI Member who would it be?

#ArmTriangle4Lyfe @ 2:00. One of my favorite submissions, and so simple. Dude throws some real crisp knees too.

 

Hahahahaha! The Singularity!

 

Designer jeans > colonial era pantaloons

 

Definitely, very versatile fighter than one. His commentary / analysis is pretty good too, funny guy

 

I'd like to slap Shark-Hunter.

With a knife.

Made out of Sharks Teeth.

On fire.

While seldom bites at his leg.

 

Somebody need to put that Slap-Off chart into a Swellinfo "vote for" bar graph, and see who the favorites are.

 

I'm in!

 

I'll slap my dik in your mouth, grab the back of your head, and fuk your throat like the world is ending.

 

Will try to fix the image on my lunch "break". Sorry I crapped the bed on that one.

 

Welcome back Doug, where ya been? You want to choose an opponent for the last bracket? Or jump on Emass or Blasters?

 

ah yes doug, where you been? nice too see you

 

I would definitely slap the black off Rcarter.... just because sometimes you got to slap a ho.

 

Tourney Bracket

Try this one. Something screwy with .png files...

 

Designer jeans? No wonder you carry.

real pants/jeans > jorts > golf knickers >Designer jeans > colonial era pantaloons

 

With Betty's permission, I'd like to tag team her with NYNJ. In the slap fight.

 

Kind of rude? Bro. You stepped right to me and initiated an encounter. That's unfortunate you can't deal with resulting responses. Kind of rude? If you need a hug, go call your mom.

 

Bro. I officially challenge all hipsters everywhere. Put hipsters as my first round victim.

FLY A BANNER FOR FINAL FOUR BERTHS

 

Holy Schitt!!!!! Douglas, when did you resurface?!?!

Swellers have been asking of your whereabouts for weeks.

 

Dude you know better than that. Pick an SI hipster and I'll update the bracket. Lee got in with a general call out for all VB surfers, but that's the last of them.

 

Half the bracket is facing a fictitious group and not another Sweller. But if you insist, I will dispose of LittleRicky in the round of 32 and send that kook back to the mail room. Spicoli FTW. Count it.