if you could you would?

murder everyone on the north shore and have all the waves to myself

 

This is, obviously, the tween tread.

I thus take my leave; and when waynetheinsssssaaaaane appears here to tempt you kiddies with candy & 'free surfboards,' well, I hope you've done your homework here on SI.

 

don't (physically) toss the roomie.
theres' cameras everywhere.

 

There's a law against moving to Fiji?

 

Re read the question , but first open your mind..

 

Fly

 

Easy question. I would fix mega-millions so I'd win it. Then I would quit my job without ever letting them know and go off to live the rest of my days doing whatever I please.

 

^^^That. Then begin my campaign in Salmon Idaho. Infiltrate the upcoming wolf/coyote killing contest, and lead a Sherman's March style campaign through the heart of predator hate country.

Then establish a thriving harem, but I'd treat all my ladies well.

 

I'd put contraceptives in public water supplies.

 

titty bone Kate Upton

 

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