If you got Ebola(NSR)....

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Sep 23, 2014.

You gots the Ebola and know you're done...

Poll closed Sep 24, 2014.

  1. Let the disease run it's course.

    5 vote(s)
    26.3%

  2. Take yourself out.

    14 vote(s)
    73.7%
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  1. Sep 23, 2014 #1
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    ...and you knew it was terminal, would you let the disease run it's course or take yourself out? All this Ebola talk these days got me thinking aboot it.
     
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  3. Sep 23, 2014 #2
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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  5. Sep 23, 2014 #3
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    ^^^That is great.
     
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  6. Sep 23, 2014 #4
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    I don't think I could puke up my insides, voting now.


    #SI-whereyourvoteactuallycounts
     
    seldom seen, Sep 23, 2014
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  7. Sep 23, 2014 #5
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    option 3. take as many people you hate out before you go.
     
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  8. Sep 23, 2014 #6
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Truth! I always F up and make my polls only 2 options...Salmon Idaho here I come:cool:
     
    seldom seen, Sep 23, 2014
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  9. Sep 23, 2014 #7
    Amanzi

    Amanzi Well-Known Member

    81
    Aug 19, 2011
    Option 4: donate your body to science so that maybe someone can stop this sh@t.
    ...although I don't believe anyone with any authority has the people's best interests in mind. So, in that case I'd say go sky diving without a parachute
     
    Amanzi, Sep 23, 2014
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  10. Sep 23, 2014 #8
    Dune

    Dune Well-Known Member

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    May 7, 2013
    Option 5: Have intercourse with an autistic cow.
     
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  11. Sep 23, 2014 #9
    rxsurf90

    rxsurf90 Well-Known Member

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    Mar 10, 2014
    They've made strides with the experimental treatment ZMapp. It has cured a bunch of folks but hasn't worked on others. So that being said, I would take my chances, provided I could get the drug.
     
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  12. Sep 23, 2014 #10
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    mortality rate 70% FOR THOSE HOSPITALIZED.....if the doctor skipped town much worse...
     
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  13. Sep 23, 2014 #11
    njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    3,550
    Nov 9, 2009
    yup...seems like the best way to deal w/ it is seek qualified, professional treatment. it's a nasty virus, but it doesn't HAVE to be the fatal, panic-inducing bug it's been portrayed as. if it were to go air-born, then it could be a different story, but as a disease that requires direct contact to transmit, it should be pretty easy to take the necessary precautions.
     
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  14. Sep 23, 2014 #12
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    i saw a youtube video that proved Monsanto created it to kill off people in Africa so they can take the oil there.
     
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  15. Sep 23, 2014 #13
    goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

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    May 20, 2011
    How about taking a tour of congress and the white house. :eek:





    Dear NSA: I kid, I kid, don't lock me up (or visit for that matter).
     
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  16. Sep 23, 2014 #14
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    That was funny! I would go find Shart Humper and spit and piss down his throat before going to Teahupoo and taking my self out on a huge set wave!
     
    rcarter, Sep 23, 2014
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  17. Sep 23, 2014 #15
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    Can't vote, 'cause I'm terrified of viruses and I've deliberately avoided reading about the effects of ebola. Maybe you'd be too sick to even off yourself?
     
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  18. Sep 23, 2014 #16
    Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

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    By this description I'm pretty sure I've already had it and survived. I caught it at an all night party in college.
     
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  19. Sep 23, 2014 #17
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    That might very well be the case Scarecrow. It's friggin scarey.
    Hahaha Zippy maybe the antidote is in your blood!
     
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    seldom seen, Sep 23, 2014
  20. Sep 23, 2014 #18
    Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure you can get it from vodka and orange juice mixed. That's what I caught it from.
     
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  21. Sep 23, 2014 #19
    Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

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    I'd go to the local gun smith & find the doctor that was infected. He knows where the vaccine is
     
    Scobeyville, Sep 23, 2014
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  22. Sep 23, 2014 #20
    Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    Monsanto is in the oil bizz now? I think you have your demon corporations mixed up pump meister.

    Anywho, I'd for sure blow my brains out, and with any luck, my brain goop would go all over the entire Kardashian family.

    Before the symptoms really kicked in I'd go heli skiing in AK and BC.
     
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