I'm back guys

Hi Kelly Slater. What's wrong with your twisted little sh!t brain? Did you get hit in the head with a car or something?

 

Bingo. We have the winner.

 

That noise 'braaaaap' is the sound of shart boarder removing his tiny board from braap's off road orifice.

surf's up, eh buoyz?

 

It's impressive. Mention 'idiot' and skidmark pops up like Pavlov rang the bell.

 

Awesome man, just pure awesome!

 

Here are some of me and my buoys:

Some firends even get engaged with their buoys!

 

Also the title of the thread made me think of this:
[video=youtube;7MJSpgSnX24]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MJSpgSnX24[/video]
Plus I imagine this is what Shart/Shrt/Short Boarder looks like anyway.

 

What sea creature in the Caribbean can climb trees? The Mudskipper

 

It's wild, I post, and boom there you are, like swimfan.