I'm confused..........

Periodically the authorities here at Swellinfo.com start enforcing The Rules.......

Keep the threads SURF RELATED

STAY ON TOPIC OF EACH "RESPECTIVE" THREAD

NO INSULTING OTHER MEMBERS

NO HARSH LANGUAGE (even implied cleverly)

Blah blah blah........

How come these rules are only enforced on Jetty Bears?

I've been "punished" for "GOING OFF TOPIC." I've been reprimanded for "INSULTING OTHER MEMBERS"

Why, I was minding my business yesterday and was insulted by two people. TWO. And nothing happened to them. I'm outraged. I even called my congressman, and for some reason the police showed up at my house and I was taken in for a psych evaluation. They let me go, though.

Look at these threads. Not only are most boring as heck, they are all over the place. I don't even think there is one wet suit thread going right now. Say what? There's a thread aboot "murking b!tches." I'm sure folks like NJSURFER42 don't appreciate that. Oh, for you real white people out there, "Murk" means "to murder" And besides, TI is a clown.

This is America where the rules apply to all, but the wealthy. So let's have some uniformity and stop picking on Jetty Bears. I mean, Gawd, Crewsby on CBS states, " If it wasn't for Paddington Jetty Bear I would not go on this site." So I got that going for me, which is nice.

 

Yeah, if I was Colin Her....ah Colin Herherllly....ah Colin Herlihy or Mitchell or down with the Delaware surf crowd, I could say anything I wanted to. Favortism sucks, man. I feel so left out.

Then you have the suck-ups who PM Mr. Swellinfo Guy to get on his good side.

Oh on a unrelated note: Oh oh I'm going "Off Topic" I could get an infraction for this. People who just move somewhere, you aren't "LOCALS"

Like, I moved to the Outer Banks and I never said, " I'm a Outer Banks LOCAL." I would say, " I live here, but I'm from New Jersey."

I've been seeing a lot of dudes who lived inland their whole lives(like at states without a coastline even), and then move to the beach for a few years calling out "tourists, " and constantly calling themselves LOCALS.

Please stop doing this. Thank you.

 

ZACH619.......you guys don't get BANNED PERMANENTLY for first time infractions. Ya see, that's the difference. I get tossed-off for a 1 point infraction. You guys don't. Gawd, I hate inequality.

Dude, I rarely throw the first punch in any of my entanglements something SI Uber Member, ZaGaffer, documented in the past. But once I get into an argument, I get tossed-off, and my assailants don't even go to trial.

Looky here, I don't care what anybody posts. Go off-topic, talk non-surf, and insult each other all youse want, but there should be uniformity of the enforcement of the rules. People insult each other every day here. Why, this Metard guy keeps posting strange Muffet animals after my posts. I find that insulting, and I am offended.

Oh, I axed my dad, a veteran of 1960's Baltimore strip clubs and Philly-born, what city is overall worse, and my daddy thought aboot it, and said Philly. Baltimore thugs don't even know how to package dope. My God you don't put it in vials(Caps, Bottles). Their ain't no place in 'merica like The Badlands, and it ain't even as wild as it used to be. Baltimore is statistically more violent these days because Philly already went through the phase B-More is going through now. They might even be learning that violence is bad for business......go figure.

Zach, don't follow website rules.

Actually, you guys need to start actually working at work. So, that's why America is in the toilet, its workforce is languishing the day away on SWELLINFO.COM --------dreaming of 3 foot Wrightsville Beach. You guys are ruining America.

Thanks World B, you are a wise man. Oh, my John Blake moniker got frozen due to it being the name of someone on here. NO, I DID NOT DISCLOSE WHO. I'm not that big of an a-hole. Just having some fun. I didn't even throw any context clues either. In retrospect, I shouldn't have done that. Oh well, live and learn.

CEP, don't you care aboot the color of my board? And brilliant words CEP: "If you want to surf or learn how to surf go to the ocean. You want some good laughs then come on here."

Bravo, Cep, Bravo. You can't learn surfing on a computer. Well, you can learn aboot wetsuits supposedly......

 

( FOR THE DIM.........THIS IS NO ANGRY TONE. I REPEAT NO ANGRY TONE....VERY NICE TONE. VERY NICE)

Honey, you knew I was back days ago.

I've been waiting for this. What, did you have a few drinks to sack-up? Couldn't stand being away from The Action, huh?

The people who care aboot me? Everybody cares aboot me, even you. People notice when I'm gone, and that makes you jealous.

I don't cry aboot life being unfair. Just, comically, pointing out the unfair BANNING practices of Swellinfo.com.

If I cared, I'd tow-the-line like the crazy anarchist you claim to be.

Rules, man, I can't believe you follow The Rules. It goes against your supposed dogma. How's the anarchy been treating you these days? Anybody listening to you? Do you have a clan of natives following your lectures?

Remember to let me know when you get back to Jersey.

HEY, HE INSULTED ME !!! BAN HIM !!! And he used a cuss word, too. Clemson's mother reads this stuff for God's sakes. Wow, so unfair.

Oh hey, MIS13, I know you are into gardening and stuff, so I called some stores in the Sharks Cove region that sell such equipment and stuff. I got a line on you, dude. Dude, I'm like Encyclopedia Brown and Sgt, Rick Hunter rolled-up into one.

So, I reckon I can expect that you'll be following my every post, and throwing in your lame attempts at being derogatory? I'm surprised it took so long. I saw you viewing my stuff in the past few days. You can't fool a Corleone. MIS13, I'd expect nothing less from you.

Poor life choices? Man, I don't live in Hawaii raising chickens, man. So, I got that going for me, which is nice. If you have chickens on your property then it's pretty safe to assume you might be white trash.

Oh, MIS, at least I have the guts to chronicle my poor life choices anonymously on a surf predictin' site. So what do you do for a living again? Where in New Jersey are you from? Right..........

Now, see that wasn't crazy. Pretty darn lucid if you ax me...........Dude, you don't have it in you to tangle with me. Please, just let it go. You'll never win.

 

Thanks G, South Portland in the hizzy. Now, this is an example of a fine citizen. This dude gives hope to all the people who watch the world go by in utter disbelief.

Clemson: Good Lord, I thought I explained this to you already (nice tone, not angry tone....you misread things, Clemson, because Clemson is an inferior school. Like, who goes to school in the south? I know, man, really).....

Speaking facts isn't whining. God, we need a special education teacher on here for some of these guys. If I cared enough to complain, I would have followed the rules and bowed before a surf predicting site moderator(s).

And Clemson, wow, like wow, man. You called out somebody who was whining. Wow, let me take this opportunity to thank you for taking such responsibility upon yourself. That took great courage. Since, I'm a ghost, all the dudes who got shot up on Omaha Beach are impressed with your valor and strength. Actually, they are floored and mystified.

Here's Johnny Rutherford from Plano, TX, who was killed exiting his landing vehicle:

"Wow, Clemson, we all just heard that you had the wisdom and self-importance to call-out someone who was feeling sorry for themselves. There were lots of guys in my landing craft that were thinking of themselves, but I didn't have the courage to call-them-out. I didn't think it was my place. Clemson, you are an American hero. Thanks for taking it upon yourself to regulate a surf predicting website message board. We're all proud of you up here.

Ha Ha yeah !!! Take that white boy.

DISCLAIMER: The preceeding post was not written in anger nor contempt. The author is not "angry" or upset. Any misreadings of said post is the sole responsibility of the reader and the author assumes no liability for any actions thereupon subsequently displayed by any person reading said post. Habeus Corpus Christi.

 

"Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried" (John Bender, Shermer, IL)

Yeah, sorry aboot that. This is the last time I will say this, but my last moniker was deemed inappropriate due to personal reasons of another member so that account was frozen. That was my fault. I over-stepped a bit.

But let me get this straight. You clicked on a SJB-titled thread, but claim desire to ignore the SJB?

I don't know, man. people always claiming they don't like this or that, but then they keep following this and that.

Oh man, I got an idea. The authorities should hire an in-house psychiatrist for this website.

 

OMG, you're even looking at my profile page.

Man, some of the dudes on here are more disturbed than I. Denial and stuff.

NJSURFER42, dang it, just admit that you are in love with me !! It's ok, surfers are progressive people, sans the southerners. No one will make fun of you. But then again, the southerners on here don't even praise the Lord. I thought all southerners were Baptist die-hards.

Strange, strange place this is.