I'm confused..........

Nahh dude, you can voyeur all you want.

I was just pointing out the fact that a dude (NJS42) who is going to put me on the IGNORE function always comments on my threads and looks at my profile page.

I find that totally confusing.

Oh Natty, just a tip, don't quote or paraphrase Metard, or they might put you in the remedial classes. Ha ha Zhaaazam !!! Take that one Metard. God I wish I had a picture to attach. Shucks, I don't even know how to attach one if I had one. See, I'm sort of metarded, too.

Hey, another public mass shooting.......in Oregon no less. There is something wrong with these Americans these days, especially the youngins. They should vent their angst at me here on Swellinfio.

SJB/PJB - attracting angry, insecure people, on the internet since 2011

Canada has stricter gun laws, but they aren't hard to get up there. This doesn't happen there. Something's wrong with Americans. Don't these guys have a big pick-up truck to help them bolster their self-worth?

 

How shallow? Well, as shallow as the south side, Indian River Inlet. That's how shallow.

Hey, I thought, I sucked before, too. You, ah, looking at the past with rosy colored lenses, brah? I could have sworn you said I sucked back then, also.

Ah, these places just don't do the same thing for me as they used to, Skeg. I've lost the passion. Don't get me wrong, I still love every single one of you guys - minus three - but I'm kind of fickle.

Plus, it's just like dope. It's great at the beginning and you're all gung-ho, and then it stops being fun and just enslaves you. Well, I'm addicted to this site. But I'm doing better. I only show-up for a little bit per day.

And my wit and prose have to be diverted to a new frontier - I want my own pool. You want me to be witty send me $5.00. Ya know what it is that I be sayin'? Actually, pools don't do anything for me........

 

BUT you didn't do it then. You didn't hit the IGNORE button.

Or you've resorted to having someone fill you in on what I was saying, which is pretty retarted or should I say, "metarded."

Hey, come to Pleasantville and call me a dipsh!t.

Hey, who is this member that reports to you aboot this so called "Baiting? Aw man, you've got spies now? That's not fair.

I'm not baiting you, ese. I mention you sometimes because you deserve to be noticed. Hey, you made a few cracks at me first, then you're cry IGNORE, and then say I'm "baiting" you? Wow, who is this dork who reports to you? That's pretty sad, man. My God it better not be John Blake.

Didn't you become a moderator? I remember last winter you were axing Mr. Swellinfo Guy if you could be a moderator even though you had a felony on your SWELLINFO record. Did that work out for you.

Dude you keep causing issues in cyber land, but we live so close !! Let's get together and work out our differences.

HEY NJSURFER42 REPORTER.........there's a new one.......go send him the message. Do you guys, like, send your correspondence in morse code or anything cool and spy-like? That's awesome.

 

You son of a b!tch.

I could understand doing it for $5.00 and a bottle of Kasser's Premium Vodka.....

But fins !!!

Real spongers don't even need fins. We hold the edge skegless.

Do you guys have Kasser's in Cullyfornia? If not, what is the cheap go to vodka brand out west?

ZaGaffer, have you ever been to a Shakey's Pizza Parlor? How aboot Chuck E Cheese? How does it feel being so close to Mexico? Dude, I would walk into Tijuana right now if I was there, and I'd get messed-up.

Ok, so now when I have something to say to NJSURFER42 - The pride of Somers Point - I'll go directly to you, Gaffer. Oh shoot, there's this b!tch who worked for Aramark at the Atlantic County Justice Facility that I owe some payback. I just remembered that. What a c#@t. I found out where her new job is at months ago, and I completely forgot. It's in Somers Point.

Thanks NJSURFER42 and ZA GAFFER. NJSURFER42, if you don't mind, I'ma come anda handle you and her on the same trip, ok? So just let me know whereaboots in Somers Point you live. Ok, thanks dude. Gaff, give him that message, ok. Thanks dudes. Love yas.

 

OH SNAP.......I didn't even see the beauty of that post Mr. Gaffer.........

Oh man, such subtle snarkiness. I love it.

FINS !!! Oh, I get it now.

Wow, that was genius, man. Went over my head for a second, but hey I have been gone for awhile.......I forgot aboot The Fins.