Man, playing catch up on treades is sometimes awesome. I've busted out laughing at least a dozen times reading this sh!t. Especially the "I got butthurt on Swellinfo" shirt. HOF all the way. Carry on gentlemen.
Hey bubs, did you take a #dildo in the butt for this chick? Is that what you mean, I'm f8cked? #didbubsgetpegged? #sexpartners #eatmyfuk
I was at sea. Update, I dumped her via email. No qualms it just got a little weird. She was hanging out with my mom while I wasn't home and sh!t. She was setting up camp in my life without getting full clearance.