Cracking up @ this one. Dude its her birthday today. Have to like do dinner and crap. Contemplating getting flowers delivered to her work.....too much?
bubs has a crush!! bubs has a crush!!! nyah!! nyah!!! you are soooooo screwed, dude!! hahahahahaha!! But seriously, just enjoy the ride (and I do mean the "ride"!!!).
OK, so the truth comes out: Bubs is fatal over this hottie. We get it. No, flowers is not too much. Matter of fact, it would strongly work to your benefit (i.e., fellatio or possibly anal). Lol, "crying sunset". Don't forget the Dolphin Song and all that sand he had kicked in his face, farking hilarious.
Alright, somebody help me here. I just went over the girl's pix again, and she looks *very* familiar to me...I just haven't been able to put my finger on it (*yet*). Why does she look so familiar? Are we being pranked by Bubs? If so, "good one".
Flowers is so mainstream corny..... PLUSSSSSSSSSSSS shes working at a new job so if I blow her up with flowers Im gonna look like the good guy. (which im not) flowers at work or is it too much?
Dude, flowers is the "go-to"...no girl ever gets tired of flowers, unless she works at a flower shop. Or you're like "Sensitive Guy" and send flowers every day. Def flowers at work. Girls want to show that sh1t off. You gotta trust me on this one. You can thank me later. Lemme guess...it's either Coco Ho, or one of those up-and-coming Brazilian girls. You said this girl has a monstrous turdcutter, so I'm guessing Brazilian.
Dude how old are you? This your first GF? No game, you need work my friend. I tell you this because I care.
So, you're really gonna make us work for this one huh? I'm going surfing right now...and when I get back this evening, I'm expecting names. I don't wanna have to be doing an endless search on this little trollop.
