I'm Getting Fat

Orioles?

 

No. Looked more like a cross between brown thrash and mocking bird, really. I don't mind feeding them, but they must find something else. I just purchased it, haven't even transplanted it. Currently sits on the front porch.

 

Ex hubby (best friend before the ring and still) stopped by a few days ago.
Hates fat people. Has always made fun of them.
Told me I had gained weight.
Told me it looked good.
Stepped onto the scale. A whopping 99.8.
Never been on a diet. Not going on one now.

Cat is defeating the purpose of having one.
She managed another kill. Brought it inside. One of the first things I saw. Deader than a doorknob. Why do they kill and not eat?

 

Because maybe the cat is fat enough already......
You weigh 99.8?? Pound or kilos?? hahahaha!!
Yeah, pounds...that isn't a lot.
You have a cat; hope you don't have asthma.

 

No. She is sleek and only around three years old (half feral Siamese fawn point). Guess it chalks up to being partially domesticated.

 

Never seen a fat Siamese cat or human before. Do they eat??
Or are they always running away from napalm explosions??

 

Similar to this one, just as pretty.


I heard her fussing when she entered the house, looked, didn't see her holding it, went back to sleep. Should have known she had already dropped it.

 

And with no help from you, Kiddie:

https://www.livescience.com/34471-cats-dead-animals.htm

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Wild Kingdom here of late. Killing machine went on her late night prowl. Announced her catch, as soon as she walked through the front door with it. Greeted her while rushing for the light switch. Could tell she had dropped her prey, and that it was still alive, by the way she was quickly darting between boxes near the door.

Expecting to find yet another baby mouse on the menu, I was wrong. Cute small frog/toad was terrified and desperately looking for a place to hide. Kept the huntress at bay, scooped up the frog and made a rush for one of my water fountains. Rinsed the frog and set it directly below in my garden.

Returned inside to find the killing machine still looking for her catch. Not amused, she eventually went back outside to search. Have to draw the line somewhere. Mice ok to kill, if let outside the residence. Cute little beneficial frogs not ok to kill, nor bring inside the residence.

 

yeah just keeping this thread alive with more random images ha