I'm so Drunk I'm reading with one eye closed

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by haole, Dec 16, 2014.

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  1. Dec 16, 2014 #1
    haole

    haole Member

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    Anyone else?
     
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    haole, Dec 16, 2014
  3. Dec 16, 2014 #2
    DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

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    Not on a school night.
     
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  5. Dec 16, 2014 #3
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    No... I'm five in but feel like I could go for a run...
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Dec 16, 2014
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Dec 16, 2014
  6. Dec 16, 2014 #4
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    You bros sip on a Tuesday night. Holy crap. I'd roll over and die on Wednesday if I did that. Damn.
     
    EmassSpicoli, Dec 16, 2014
    EmassSpicoli, Dec 16, 2014
  7. Dec 16, 2014 #5
    Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for sharing.
     
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    Special Whale Glue, Dec 16, 2014
  8. Dec 16, 2014 #6
    haole

    haole Member

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    It's flat down here. I had my first zing zang and peppar around 9 am
     
    haole, Dec 16, 2014
    haole, Dec 16, 2014
  9. Dec 16, 2014 #7
    Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

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    At least you waited for a reasonable time to get started.
     
    Special Whale Glue, Dec 16, 2014
    Special Whale Glue, Dec 16, 2014
  10. Dec 16, 2014 #8
    KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Ok, I see this thread just now and think "swell info is truly a cult following."

    So when are we going to Jonestown?

    Perhaps everyone is getting too "familiar" want an escape from Facebook or this place is blowing up.

    This site still cracks me up, but where's the surfing??? Oh, it's flat on the east coast. Gonna be a long winter
     
    KillaKiel, Dec 16, 2014
    KillaKiel, Dec 16, 2014
  11. Dec 16, 2014 #9
    haole

    haole Member

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    This is tough but I'm trying to type anyway.
    Little Johnny is metarded and dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He knocks on the door. Lady says "Johnny what are you?" He says "I'm a Piwate!" Lady says "a piwate? Where's you Buccaneers?" Johnny says "on my buckin head!"
     
    haole, Dec 16, 2014
    haole, Dec 16, 2014
  12. Dec 17, 2014 #10
    Special Whale Glue

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    You should definitely break out the power tools and build something cool, like a time machine.
     
    Special Whale Glue, Dec 17, 2014
    Special Whale Glue, Dec 17, 2014
  13. Dec 17, 2014 #11
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    That's quality.
     
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  14. Dec 17, 2014 #12
    haole

    haole Member

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    I'm too old for this back and forth stuff. This salty, dreaded, stroked out old fuker told me that joke with his saggy right side of his face. Pretty funny to me. i hope you die soon.
     
    haole, Dec 17, 2014
    haole, Dec 17, 2014
  15. Dec 17, 2014 #13
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    yeah brah yeah brah.... let the hate flow though you. yes brother convert to the swell side.
     
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    Sandblasters, Dec 17, 2014
  16. Dec 17, 2014 #14
    haole

    haole Member

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    Nov 14, 2014
    I hope you hit your head jumpin into the general lee Bo duke
     
    haole, Dec 17, 2014
    haole, Dec 17, 2014
  17. Dec 17, 2014 #15
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Swellllll siiiidddeeeeeee
     
    EmassSpicoli, Dec 17, 2014
    EmassSpicoli, Dec 17, 2014
  18. Dec 17, 2014 #16
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    hey you little mud rat dont make bust in ya head you dumb ass. your just mad you cant shred like us in the south. you wanna war thats fine i war like africans i take off my shirts and throw spears come get some.i bet you drank one bloody mary. dont be such a light weight.
     
    Sandblasters, Dec 17, 2014
    Sandblasters, Dec 17, 2014
  19. Dec 17, 2014 #17
    haole

    haole Member

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    Yew sure dew gotta purdy mouf. I's born n raised on da cape fear river. We might be cousins. Better be nice. I'll tell paw.
     
    haole, Dec 17, 2014
    haole, Dec 17, 2014
  20. Dec 17, 2014 #18
    KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    I'm mad this settled it
     
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    KillaKiel, Dec 17, 2014
  21. Dec 17, 2014 #19
    Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

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    That's nice. Thank you. Between my staph infection and heart, you never know.

    How was your surf session this morning?
    [​IMG]
     
    Special Whale Glue, Dec 17, 2014
    Special Whale Glue, Dec 17, 2014
  22. Dec 17, 2014 #20
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    This whole thead

    Lol

    I'm three beers in
     
    bubs, Dec 17, 2014
    bubs, Dec 17, 2014
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