I'm thinking of stalking someone

Ok enough of y'alls board romanticism......

I figure that I have probably seen the best of the Eagles with the McNabb era. At least when I'm young enough to enjoy tossing kids wearing Giant's jersey down flights of stairs in the 700-level.

So I find myself watching "unique" sporting events the past two years.

I'm totally into Women's Division I Softball; the Canadian Football League; and women's international soccer, or futbol, depending on your location akin to the Atlantic Ocean.

Ok, so I was in rehab 5-6 years ago and this dude was in there claiming to be the biological father of a one, Carli Lloyd. I used to read the Philadelphia Inquirer form front-to-back in those days, so I heard of Delran's(NJ -Southern NJ that is, you north Jersey bastards) soccer prodigy.

So ever since, I had a kind of soft spot for the kid and semi-followed her success. I don't know if the dude was really her father or just really nuts. He was headed to Ancora, so who knows. Ancora is the state mental hospital for the criminally insane in NJ. I actually live quite near it, give or take five miles.

So, my new found sporting interest has reintroduced this chick into my world as the World Cup is currently underway.

So, should I start stalking this chick or what? She's been described as a "tough Jersey girl with a chip on her shoulder." Ah, lovely. I like knocking them down a bit. You know what I am saying?

Dude, she's engaged to a golfer !! As Jeff Spicoli said, "Golfers are ***s, man." As I said before I've played golf twice once wacked on a few bags of Whitehouse and I enjoyed it, sort of....

Then I played sober.

You've got to be kidding me, right? God, I need to be severely sedated to hit a ball and chase it around, trying to get it into a hole.

Holes - we all trying to get into holes.

Hey Now !!! Baba Booey to y'all.

 

Softball is over, dude. I only watch the World Series. Next may, Seldom, next May.

However, the US takes on them Chinese bastards this Friday evening in futbol.

Seldom, I can't stop thinking aboot Carli. And I never get into "celebrities."

A golfer !! A sub-par golfer, one of them local course's "Golf Pro" types....

Dude, I surf alone in February with sharks. Isn't that more impressive than golf?

No really, I'm jealous. Cereal.

 

Who me or Barry?

If you mean me, well meet me this Friday at the bathrooms at 1st St in Ocean City......the boardwalk, silly.

Early, like 8:00 am, and I'll show you gay, babycakes.

See you there !!

 

It's not aboot her looks, man.

It's something deeper, cosmic even.

And no mas insults of Carli Lloyd anymore, thank you.

I'm moving-up from Teen Moms and Teen Moms II to elite athletes.

Hey how do we get this site to pop-up when someone Google's Carli LLoyd.....

When people do that I want this thread to be one of the first choices...

How does one go aboot that? Or as they say in East Cleveland, "..........."

Sh!t, I forgot what they say in East Cleveland.

I know what they say in Paterson, NJ, though. Look at that suckers I spelled Paterson with only one "T" the way it is be. ****ing - A.....

 

Hey does anyone have a ladder I can borrow in my POTENTIAL quest to stalk Carli Lloyd?

Binoculars?

Camo fatigues? Southerners, any camo I can borrow?

So I figure mentioning her name a lot might get some attention, right?