I'm thinking of stalking someone

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin, Jun 23, 2015.

  1. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
  2. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    you're right the admin deleted it. that's pretty lame.

    hey micah what's up with censoring that? everything that was in that thread was pulled straight from publicly shared insta feeds.
     

  3. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Ah, maybe it was the ensuing sex talk and eventual fisticuffs that followed....

    Or maybe Bub petitioned to have Bree's honor restored.

    Maybe Ryan Mac threatened Mr. Swellinfo Guy with his gat and wipe-up tissues.

    How awesome is that? The dude's posing with a gun and has his tissues in the background. Oops. Kind of takes the tough guy out of someone, no? People are gross. There's probably sea men on his gun.
     
  4. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010

    Swelluminati
     
  5. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    My stalking hit a huge bump last week. I was without power throughout the majority of the week. Bummer, dudes.

    However, Carli Lloyd is a superstitious lass and the game proceeding my stalking decision, the Americans not only beat them Chinese but Carli Lloyd scored the lone goal.

    Coincidence or cosmic?
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Riley, how was your trip home? things get interesting?
     
  7. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Dude, it was pretty good. Staring out the window on the Metro-North, in my own world. Mid-town was cool too. I knew everyone's character just from a cursory look, maybe. I don't know.

    Mellow but deep. Took awhile to fill-in.

    Jersey was chilly and rainy, but The River Line was packed with "normal" types besides the guy yelling, "Roxis." No, I didn't commerce. Wow, what will-power !!
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahahaha yes! Sounds like it went just as planned. Good job having a disiprine. If only Sunday's swell came saturday.
     
  9. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    If you don't watch tomorrow's match vs those God darn, nazi sob's...then you ain't American.

    I'm set. I'm ovaled (sorry, Seldom) and ready for tomorrow night. I have a special pair of pants I wear that's crotchless.

    I usually take 1 or 2, but tomorrow I'm taking six. And I'll be drinking, which always ends well......

    International competition is cool. Foreign chicks are cool, well some of them. So don't be a communist or a Muslim and show your support.

    Sh!t, I think I've done more for women's soccer than anyone else. Straight-up.

    Right side...right coast...the original 13, crackers.
     
  10. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Time to bring the juju, Rie.
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli LloydCarli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd
     
  12. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    I think she's down...
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  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Rileys gone over the deep end, folks.
    He needs to take some Zyprexa.
     
  14. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    o barry
     
  15. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    Thought this deserved an honorable mention on the stalker thread. So an unfortunate series of events recently earned me a bromance style stalker. So I was banging this like a 9 or 10 hottness scale hottie on the semi regular (had to set her free cause the drama got too thick but so hot I cant promise I won't hit it again if opportunity knocks down the road). She calls me one night and is like im scared my stalker ex is at my house meet me at the bar. I just figured she needed it, she did but as it turns out she really did have a stalker. So couple nights later I order a cab, cab driver turns out to be the stalker who in turn totally knows my every move, wtf. Anyway I threaten impending doom of beat down on him now he wants to be my "wing man" "likes how I roll" "wants to be my fb freind" "please teach me how to surf bro" and so on. He went cable guy on me, what a nightmare. Why does the vag always seem to lead me to problems?... f it I still will never learn.
     
  16. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Pictures, or she's a 6
     
  17. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    nj glide and scobey both of you are hilarious

    and I agree, pics are needed, just poach them from her fb and throw them up here, I am sure she wont minde

    'likes how you roll'
    toooo funny

    and that soccer chic has a nose for days, wtf Riley, if you are going to fantasize, at least pick a 10, not a 6.5-7. I actually agree with yankee for once
     
  18. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    This ain't aboot looks, MIS-13. Something clicked when I just saw her for the first time the other month, as I was trolling the TV channels one Sunday afternoon(pre World Cup matches?). Then I remembered her possible biological father who I was in Maryville rehab with. Was he really her father or really, really nuts?

    I don't know.

    And dudes, people don't look their best when they are actively sporting. Go check her YOUTUBE vids. She looks nice with much vagina and a big fluff pillow.
     
  19. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    She has no fb, i'm sure its due to her uncanny ability to be stalked (the dude who now stalks me is the second stalker she admitted having since I met her and that's only like 2 months hang out once or twice a week at most). Even though technically I just shut it down I'm sure ill get the call sooner or later and ill try to sneak some cell pics. When I ignore her for a while she gets mad I don't give her attention like every other dude on the planet. This is one of those be an a$$hole and she keeps coming back chicks. When ever I go out in public with this one dudes are tripping over themselves, staring, drooling and such.
     
  20. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    played soccer most my life never liked the women.