Just to let ya know: Chuck Norris doesn't fart, because he doesn't like a$$holes talking $hit behind his back!
A sponger came up to chuck Norris and asked him why he surfs, and does not use a boogyboard. Chuck simply replied " its the same reason why I don't use tampons" Then chuck stabbed him to death with a warm stick of butter , and used his remains to shape a new surfboard.