Intro thread

Drew, please include naked pics of your mom.

One way to get better at surfing is to fellate HIV positive dudes. AKA kill yerself.

Welcome to webmd.com. You'll learn all you need to know about politics and sand recon here.

 

Hope you got some thick skin. These MFs are brutal.
picture of your girlfriend. If she's 18

 

What a Gruvi post, pledge buoy.

Braddah uses a double positive. He must be stoked.

 

Welcomme nesurf

 

Keep your stoke and when someone tells you to kill yourself, don't take it seriously.
Shaping is fun, cool and messy. My son makes some horrifically ugly boards and my yard and deck sometimes look like an isolated snow shower occurred over my house. No matter how ugly they are, they are ours, they float, and HE can surf them well.
Welcomme abroad and now it's aboot time that you killed yourself to clean up the line-up.

Sincereleee,
screwbeee

 

Drew have you ever hung around gymnasiums? Are you into movies about gladiators? What part of new england do u ride the waves? Any health issues you need sorting out?

 

I'll take two, thank you.....

 

Herow nesurf. How cold is it up in your parts of NE? You guys wearing the 5mils yet?

 

Welcomme. You will need thick skin or wear a wetsuite while on this forum.

Do not except the package!

 

Abandonner?

 

Please return to sender

 

Are you out of your midget mind, Drewl...?!?

"Great people" do not exist here. We are a collection of ne'er do wells.
Dog lovers, ganja rollers, medicale expertes, one satanic freak in a windowless white van, sheep spankin', latex barn dummy wrappin', infarction-inflictin', ocean thrown stuff, overweight, windblown, shart snuffin', 4-20, beer guzzlin', bourbon lovin', no talent, pier shottin', 23' Hindu stock tradin', conspiracy theorin', and a moron in a pear tree.

Welcomme aboard the good ship Swellie. Someone will be by to fit you for your strait jacket in the morning.

 

Props. Never better said!