Intro Thread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by be.at.soon, Jan 14, 2017.

  1. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Teachers gotta teache

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  2. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Be.at.planned.parenthood.soon is cool so far. He is straight up kewl. He took his roasting. Provided his barrs don't drop so big he picks a fight with the status quo, he gets a pass. He probably swore off the forume already.

    Unlike Eliot the sponger with a GoPro and a dream.
     

  3. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    997
    Jul 14, 2009
    How many walkers have you killed?

    How many people have you killed?

    Why?
     
  4. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Too many teachers on this forumme. I must challenge you to a duel. As a history teacher you must also be a coach. It is so written in the teacher's bylaws... What sport do you coach? When I know what sport you coach, I will readily be able to choose our dueling weapons.
    I teach theater and coach track and field so my first choice would be to joust with pole vaulting equipment. Next would be the javelin catch.
     
  5. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    As a former teacher, I no longer coach. I am now qualified to referee all duels, knowing full well that any bad calls will result in my public humiliation by conservatives in the media, who will make disparaging remarks about my salary, pension, health care, unused sick leave payout, and demand I take responsibility for all social ills.
     
  6. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Thank you for your generous offer of referee services, and your insight into the "teaching condition."
     
  7. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Math Teacher LB?
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  8. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    ^^^Lol! I once had a student argue an answer to a problem. I don't remember the exact answer, but let's just say it was 4. He had written 3 as his answer, and I marked it wrong. He justified his answer by saying... "well, if there's 4, then there has to be 3... and two... and one. Right?"

    So I gave him half credit.
     
  9. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    hell of a into thread that's for sure! go pro and a dream, lol!