Intro threade

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Toonces, May 4, 2016.

  1. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    356
    Apr 25, 2016
    'sup guys.

    So I've been lurking here for about a year, but decided to join up finally.

    I began my surfing career in the Belmar of South Jersey- Atlantic City. I have been fortunate, though, to move around to many decent surf locations outside of Belmar for work. Most recently I spent 4 years on Oahu, my second time there, and so I've spent quite a bit of time on the North Shore as well as towne. I've also surfed overseas, spent a few years in central California, central Florida, and Virginia Beach.

    Right now I live about 100 miles north of Belmar in the Ocean State. I'm still adjusting to surfing in a wetsuite. This isn't the worst surf destination in the country, but man alive is it cold. I mean seriously, a 4 mil in friggin' May?

    I mostly ride a short boart, but I'll ride a sup or a lonboart if the conditions warrant. I've got a little of everything in the garage.

    Well, I don't know you guys, but I'm pretty sure I'm the most mediocre surfer on the forums. Such is life.

    See ya,
    Toonces
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    So, no pics of the feamle?

    Wich Forume regular are you? Because there's some bored doods here who luv to post up these false 'intro treads' as if it's a newb.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     

  3. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Welcome Toonces.
    Please read the following and save your comments for after.
     
  4. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Starting your career in Belmar is automatical pro status
     
  5. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Hail Toonces our new King! questions to follow
     
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  7. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Been lurking for a year? Are you afraid of commitment? Maybe it's low testosterone . Do you have any naked lady pics? Are you a dude or a chic?
     
  8. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    TwoOunces,
    How old is your chick? Do you have any pictures?
     
  9. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  10. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    732
    May 5, 2014
    Agreed. Did you surf in the Belmar Pro though???

    Welcome aborte brah. This is quite the interesting site as I'm sure you've witnessed.
     
  11. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    356
    Apr 25, 2016
    LOL. You guys make me laugh.

    I'm one of these two and my chick is the other.

    :cool: :cool:
     
    Last edited: May 5, 2016
  12. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    356
    Apr 25, 2016
    Nah, man. I used to surf out in front of the Taj Mahal, before the whole town went bankrupt. Have no idea what's at that end of the boardwalk anymore, I haven't surfed in Jersey in 20 years.
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Frosty would like your sweet shorts
     
  14. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Welcome to the swellinfo forums mr lurker!

    Sounds like your fit right in, specially if you spent time in the Belmar.

    Btw- do you have a tattoo? Possibly a nice fresh one on your stomach that says 'Sids'

    Who is Sid anyways??
     
  15. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    356
    Apr 25, 2016
    I only wear Quiksilver so people know I'm not a posere.
     
  16. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Hey I know you! Surfed widyou way back.
    See your still wearing the same bikini! Ha!
     
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Bwahahahahaha
     
  18. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Holy schitt he actually posted a pic!
    Metard, looks like ample opportunity to have some fun with that canvas!!
     
  19. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    You still driving cars?

    [video]https://youtu.be/l_hwerqogzQ[/video]
     
  20. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Thank you Internet for bringing us this classic. Lmao