Intro tread

Greetings fellow SI forumme members. Long time lurker, first time poster.

First, a disclaimer: in my years of lurking and occasionally posting on various forummes around the interwebz, I have seen several other "njsurfer[#]" usernames, some of whom have been irritating douchebags. I can't remember if there have been any here though I suspect it's likely since most people/imaginary interweb identities here (hopefully) surf and a 99% of you all seem to be from NJ. Anyway, this has been my on-the-line identity ever since it was my AIM screenname back in the early days of the interwebz, back before texting was really a thing and AIM was the premierre way to awkwardly converse with people in real time without actually having to open your mouth. Thus, I am 100% unaffiliated with any other NJsurfers, NJSURFERS, or njsurfers, and if any of them have pissed you off either on the interwebz or in real life, eat my fvck cause that's not really my problem.

Moving on, a little bit about myself: I live and surf in Monmouth County, grew up here and moved back in Fall 2015 after a number of years living in various landlocked spots. I do not live in Belmar, but I did live there for a couple years, which explains my lifelong obsession with 23 foot waves. My other hobbies include dropping in on everyone, bench press contests, sand reconne, abandonning people/places/things/forummes, and throwing people's sh!t in the water. In case you don't already hate me enough, I lifeguarded for 10+ summers at various beaches around moco, and specialized in kicking surfers off of the swimming-only beaches, surfing the swimming-only beaches alone during guarded hours, not watching the water, and generally just being an a$$hole. My max bench press is somewhere in the low to mid 300s, depending on how recently I've been to D'jais.

No pictures of my wife, I only keep the naked ones but I don't want to get banned on my first day here. No pictures of my daughter either, she's 8 months old you sick fvcks (you especially, Wayne).

Approximately half of what I wrote in this post is actually true (in the literal sense of the word).

I think that's it. Glad to be here on the best surf predicting website on the internets.

FREE SELDOMME

(I'm aware he's already free, but I felt it was important to reiterate anyway. If that's a problem, fvck off.)

 

Damn, I totally forgot, I do need medical advise. My lower back has hurt for months now, what should I do? I've already tried killing myself, but was unsuccessful on several levels. Looking for other ideas.

(really hope that the fact that it's me and it's retroactive doesn't get me banned for suggesting that a forumme member kill himself)

 

Unfortunately cannot address this under a username that I post with at work.

 

Some of you are misunderstanding me. I do have naked pictures, but if I post them here I will get banned. I do not have any clothed pictures. Why would I? They are a waste of phone/computer memory that could be used on naked pictures.

[long interlude while daydreaming of a world in which one's wife sends them enough naked pictures to fill a phone's memory]

Please direct your complaints to Austinne and/or the mods.