Introduction Thread

What a day this is turning out to be.

 

before anyone asks....no. not me.

 

Allow me-

 

Well, you're, like, two years too late for this place, too.

Oh no I'm now one of them guys who says, " Man This place was better back when Matt Johnson was here."

But actually it's not me saying it. It's most of the longer term dudes saying it over the past months.

Hey, you turn-off Erock and things go down hill.

Be ironic if that crack head behind a Wilmington 7-11, near Erock's house, robbed and killed Erock.

Dude, be sure to keep on Thankfulsaurus Wrecks good side. He can be very cruel.

If you like it here don't upset Kidde Rocque cause he'll snitch you into a banning. And he's a tough guy.

Don't believe half of the surf stories you see. Most dudes on here are 47-year-old beginners and live 5-hours from the beach. See, they can be all surfy on the internet.

Za Gaffer is the best surfer on here. Say that a few times and you'll be good. I don't know aboot his shreddah level but he is an interesting sob.

Seldom Seen is the most solid all around liked person on here. So get in with him.

Mr. Swellinfo likes 311 so a pair of tickets anytime they play in the Philly region goes along way.

Zeroevol and Crewsby on CBS are two rare specimens of Swellinfo'ers who never get in any squabbles, which is almost near impossible.

Any questions of other members hit me up. I'm honest - a rare quality here. But do it quick before someone whines to the moderators.

Oh that's another thing. People on here will complain when people they like get banned, but then they will snitch on others in attempts to get them banned.

It's a tangled web here. For real for real.

If it's too much, go across the pond to Magic Seaweed.

OH !! Yeah the moderators here think they control what people do here !!!!

They forbade people from going on MSW...

And they listened !!!

Strange...strange place.

 

Aloha

 

hi there young buck. I'll keep this simple: what is your single rep bench max?

 

what part of our lovely N.E. are you from? if you've been browsing lately, you know you need thick skin to last a day here so hang in and enjoy the show. like my man axel screams, welcome to the jungle baby, you gonna die!

 

Good Answer...

Welcomme and goode daye...

 

YEW!!!!!!! fresh meat on the grill. Welcome! used to surf up your way a lot now I've moved away from the horrid climate of the NE into the horrid climate of the Mid Atlantic.

 

When you get to the Coast Guard, look for a guy named Braap with f@cked up shins....

 

What if they assign you to the Article Circle on north side of Alaska???

 

The Article Circle, lol

 

still waiting..