Introduction

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by MikeShiny, Aug 1, 2018.

  1. MikeShiny

    MikeShiny New Member

    1
    Jul 6, 2018
    Hi, everyone! Not sure if anyone had done this already, so I just made this thread for new guys like me to create an intro. Anyway, newbie here. I'm glad to have found this great online surfing community. I'm hoping to learn more from the other members here. Cheers!
     
  2. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    Good morning, Mike. A Puerto Rican elf would normally greet you at this hour, but he is currently occupied elsewhere. You may wish to follow the Admin's lead, in way of providing appendage measurement in inches. Example:

    The boyz may be more willing to introduce themselves to you, then.

    Cheers! :)
     

  3. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Hello stranger welcome to ye olde forume!

    There is a lot of great info here but we need to know a little about you first:

    What is your one rep bench max?
    Have you ever been towed into a wave? How was it?
    What type of knot do you use on a leash string?
    Have you ever be foolish?

    Thanks and happy posting!
     
  4. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Pics of GF or the intro never happened.
     
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lame intro so far, you're gonna need to tell us a little more about yourself dude. Do you own a windowless white van of duct tape and doom? Do you lurk under the Cocoa Pier luring kids with candy and promises of free surfing boarts? Have you ever punched a latex dummy in a barn? Do you make giant wooden surf boarts and wear an orange jump suite with a white helmet? Please tell us, what brings you here to this fine surf forum? And what brought you here at 3:46am?
     
  6. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

    696
    Nov 16, 2016
    We will need pictures of mother, wife or daughter to proceed with any other communication.
     
  7. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Things just got a little creepy... Lol
     
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  8. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  9. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  10. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    I second that Crew - I had to do it ... somehow it became several times over upon requests but never question the OG crew here! Just do it!
     
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  11. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    And dead silence??? Hmmmmm, I never left this Syndicate waiting very long, just sayin...I think that the anti just went up - boobie pics?
    No bench press?
    No Leash tying tips?
    Pics of hollow faces with carver on them?
    This is pretty lame I’d say... maybe I need to put more pics up as an example?
     
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  12. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    Maybe he only has a metric tape measure.
     
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  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Maybe he works the graveyard shift and is waiting to get off from work to post again at 3:46am?
     
  14. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    It wouldn't hurt..
     
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  15. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
     
  16. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    753B70E7-9B61-4DF2-939A-42B29CE1F98E.png He needs to see this :
     
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  17. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Barry?
     
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  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  19. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    At least we know our level of importance - right around the same as that old parking ticket in the glovey or the tic tac you dropped between the seats.
     
  20. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Mike Shiny or Mikes Hiny? If the latter, and for the welfare of all, DP's questions demand a response.