Irish drunks

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^^^^^
I know every word.

Should you ever see me I will sing it for you.

 

BTW

Nothing more lonesome, morbid or drear than to stand in the line of a pub with no beer

 

As sad as that sounds,
Not the least bit funny,
Tis even worse yet,
With no beer and no money!

Slainte!

 

Her eyes they shone like diamonds,
I thought her the queen of the land.
And her hair it hung over her shoulder,
Tied up with a black velvet band.

 

In a neat little town they call Belfast
apprentice in trade I was bound
many hours of happiness I spent in that neat little town
till bad misfortune came ooer me
caused me to stray from the land.....

Far awaaaay from me friends and relaaaations
betrayed by the black velvet band....

 

the chinamen hiring must have been gay,she is suuuper cute. Especially if she likes to toss em back

 

I met my love
By the gas works well.
Dreamed a dream.
By the old canal.

I kissed my girl
By the factory wall.

Dirty old town.
Dirty old town.

 

LOVE......has no boundaries. An elderly Irish couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for tea. She decided to... send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:




"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

 

My hero

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Kahaya! You f*ck!
Come Hell or high water
I might have f*cked your Missus
But I never f*cked your daughter
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh

 

"Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
~Oscar Wilde

 

In the year of our lord eighteen hundred and six we set sail from the county of cork.....

 

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

Oh, now, brave boys, we're on the march and off to Portugal and Spain
The drums are beating, banners flying, the devil ahome will come tonight
Love, fare thee well, with me tithery eye the doodelum the da
Me tithery eye the doodelum the da, Me rikes fall tour a laddie oh
There's whiskey in the jar. Hey!

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

Said the mother: "Do not wrong me, don't take my daughter from me
For if you do I will torment you, and after death a ghost will haunt you
Love, fare thee well, with me tithery eye the doodelum the da
Me tithery eye the doodelum the da, Me rikes fall tour a laddie oh
There's whiskey in the jar. Hey!

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

The French are fighting boldly, men dying hot and coldly
Gives ev'ry man his flask of powder, his farlock on his shoulder
Love, fare thee well, with me tithery eye the doodelum the da
Me tithery eye the doodelum the da, Me rikes fall tour a laddie oh
There's whiskey in the jar. Hey!

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

 

Manisses I love ththat one.

 

Alright, who here knows the correct clap progression for "Whiskey in the Jar"?

 

Can any of ya'll do an over two three?

 

Lostsol

Isn't it four claps fast then two after the whak fol the daddyo????

 

I actually went out at lunch and bought a bottle of 12 year RedBreast just because of this thread.