Been having issues with shortboarders with painted boards harassing me in the lineup at my local break. I was wondering, would it be wrong to bite them? Ive tried yelling but they swarm me like a pack of jews. I just want to bite them all !
Hi Singing Man. Welcome to the SI Forum. My name is Chavez and I'm the SI enforcer. If these pesky shortboarders have you down, no worries! Just hit me up and I will show up at your break and take of your problem for a nominal fee. My preferred method of control is an axe handle. The fee will increase with the level of retribution you seek. To destroy their boards all you have to do is pay my bail and my attorney retainer fee. If you want me to do bodily damage to your "pack of Jewish shortboarders" then it will cost you extra, say, an evening with your woman. Lemme know.
