Is it so wrong?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by StickyHandz, Oct 15, 2014.

  1. StickyHandz

    StickyHandz Member

    Oct 15, 2014
    Been having issues with shortboarders with painted boards harassing me in the lineup at my local break. I was wondering, would it be wrong to bite them? :D Ive tried yelling but they swarm me like a pack of jews.

    I just want to bite them all !
  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013

  3. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Hi Singing Man. Welcome to the SI Forum. My name is Chavez and I'm the SI enforcer. If these pesky shortboarders have you down, no worries! Just hit me up and I will show up at your break and take of your problem for a nominal fee. My preferred method of control is an axe handle. The fee will increase with the level of retribution you seek. To destroy their boards all you have to do is pay my bail and my attorney retainer fee. If you want me to do bodily damage to your "pack of Jewish shortboarders" then it will cost you extra, say, an evening with your woman. Lemme know.
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hi Singing Man. I'm Ben, and I'm an SI-aholic.
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Toss a couple bucks in the water, that will divert their attention away from you.
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Pay this man!
  7. cbb09

    cbb09 Well-Known Member

    May 6, 2008
    Take a dump. That usually will create some space :)
  8. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    nooooo problem.
    bada bing......
  9. HighOnLife

    HighOnLife Well-Known Member

    Jun 3, 2014
    I can already tell this guys gonna be Metard's butt buddy someday...
  10. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014