Is South Jetty Bill/Ghost of PJB also the NJShredMachine??

Bro. You're getting confused across different dimensions here. Previously, we looked at Shred as a concoction of a board member in the sense of a fictitious character. We are witnessing Shred as a real life bro, new wave hairdo and rap sheet and all. At this point, we'd be then examining if the real Shred could've hatched up the SJB/PJB personas and supported them with all their immense content. Total role reversal of what we first examined.

Let me ask you - does the dude in those pics and FB account look and sound like someone who attended prep school then a college for literary scholars? Bro, do you even watch Law & Order?

 

No it's not him. The closest writing style I could match him with is sandblaster, but probably not him either, it's one of the regulars here for sure.

 

pjb reminds me of david eggars from the wannasurf forums

 

Anyone else feel the Gaff on this one? The bro who runs our house can do whatever he wants. If it's posting under PJB or PBS, he can be as appropriate or not appropriate as he wants to. He owns the joint. I know you've alluded to this before Gaff, and it could be accurate. It's been a renaissance week in SI lore, we all have to admit. The Shred got a lot more realistic to all of us; as inspiring or appalling as it was that such an organism could exist, it's closer to fact for all of us. If the dude who runs a dope forum that's lasted nearly a decade also happens to be a literary genius then I'm not opposed. Screw it, I'm all for it.

 

i want to believe that blaster is his own category.

 

Bingo was his muth puckin name O! I agree with Gaff, Bill runs the whole damn intraweb thingy.

 

^^^^yup.^^^^

 

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If I ran the internet it'd be a whole lot different. A whole or hole lot different.

MIS13 - you clever sob, I was David Eggars with an "a" on Wannasurf. Me and "Todd Young" Evil Chaz, NBC and The Rangers had a fine time talking aboot crack and hassling Vals and Southers. Good catch, MIS13. You get a box of Crackerjacks for that. I was also Typhoon Lagoon local, Jeb Bush at Waimea Bay.

Ahhh my first sortie into internet boards. Too bad they erased the first 6 months of the David Eggars and Todd Young show. Surf internet dialogue at its finest.

Listen, I am not NJSHREDMACHINE. I have too much of an ego to be anyone else besides myself. Plus, I'd never even joke aboot working on Wall Street.

The reason I'm not around is that I was issued an IP ADDRESS BAN back in January because I was fighting with Doug and MIS13. Of course we all had the same level of involvement, but I get the penalties and they get squat.

So, a month ago, I checked in because these bans usually vanish after a period of time. And bingo, I was cleared. Or so I thought. I was problem free for two weeks.

But now, I can only get on 50% of the time and when I do I can only view one page or post one comment before the IP BAN MESSAGE POPS-UP.

This Micah dude has some issues. He bans NJSHREDMACHINE and you guys love him. At least five people like me and I continue to get banned all the time for nothing. That makes no sense. Why BAN some of the site's most beloved dudes. Jersey dudes at that......

That's ok though. I personally know the dudes in 311. So, if Mr. Swellinfo Guy doesn't lift this IP ban I will have 311 BAN him from their concerts. 311 hates BANNINGS. They are all aboot freedom.

 

Since that has been cleared up, can someone tell me who the Shark fart morphed into? Or morphed from? I'm thinking that was one of Micas evil twins, since he didn't get banned for so long. I am against bans by the way. We can all choose not to read, or use the ignore feature. When I used to write for a little weekly rag, the publisher had me write antagonizing letters to the editor just to stir things up. So I don't think it is necessarily a bad thing to promote a forum alter ego, if you have the spare time and are bored. Just wondering, since it is flat, and I am bored.

 

And me and Mr. Swellinfo Guy being the same?

Nagger, please. I find that completely insulting. That dude is totally uptight. I'm a post-it-all and let God sort it out type. He's scientifically orderly and stiff.

And I don't live in Delaware. I'm totally New Jersey, brahs. I mean c'mon, I spew all of the Jersey knowledge. We all know Mr. Swellinfo lives in Delaware. If I was to pretend I live somewhere, it would be more interesting than Jersey or Delaware. It'd be somewhere like Folly Beach, South Carolina.

Wow, reality TV has got you guys believing in every situational conspiracy that comes to y'all's mind. And remember guys, Zagaffer's been spending the last few weeks smoking herb and swallowing percocets and roxicets talking to his bookcase. So his brilliant mind has had a lot of time to create SWELLINFO.COM scenarios.

Mr. Swellinfo Guy knows his computers. He knows his marketing and ad generating. He's not bad at predictin surf compared to the rest of them.......

But I served with SJB, and he sir, is no SJB when it comes to literary insanity. Why, just the other day TWS photographer extraordinaire, Seth Stafford, called my writing skills, "Good," and he also said, I make him "smile." And he's a Quaker and we all know they never smile.

Book Seth Stafford for your wedding photo needs or have him document your next session. He's the best photographer in the surf world. He takes Pipe on the head and comes up smiling. And he's a nice guy to boot.

East side, crackers. Alabama Housing projects rest in peace.

 

the david eggars writings were garbage
get a life

 

agree......

 

Yeah, that's why you remember them after 10 years.........

10 YEARS !!!!

Hey, MIS, I want to get a life just like yours. How do I go aboot doing that?

I want to be saturated in jealousy aboot my limitations, while I pretend to be a revolutionary, as I tend to my chickens in my backyard. People who have chickens on their property are awesome.

I want to go speak pidgin at the Hale'iwa Farmers Market(808-388-9696) and complain aboot GMO's while hyping Dustin Barca. Yeah, that would be awesome.

How do I go aboot achieving that? Any pointers?

Hey, I'm still waiting on answers to so many questions, like, you still haven't explained what makes you such a "WINNER."

And, if Hurricane Butch leveled your home, your chickens and your town, would you accept Federal Aid? Or would you stay true to your anarchist, anti-government, self-sustaining values and fend for yourself?

You never answer any of these questions. And your insults are so weak. Jan Brady wouldn't even be impressed by them. And Jan Brady is very sensitive.

 

This is great...."loling" at 311.