Is South Jetty Bill/Ghost of PJB also the NJShredMachine??

I've never shared a wave with any of youse guys with the exception of one dude so IDK honestly. And I knew Kahunakai long before I joined the SI forum in 2012. I met one cat off here and surfed with him once, he rarely ever posts here though so you wouldn't know who it was most likely. I'm not accusing you of being anybody though, just saying what if Paulie really is just Paulie? If you know something we don't, tell us what evidence you have! I think all the conspiracy is hilarious, but it's getting out of control, HAHA

 

You are on a roll, Gaff, a hot buttered roll.

 

What's there to explain you douchecanoe? I've charged with AO/OO at least 5 times including in El Salvs. Are you needing me to interpret the English language for you, bro? Because I have some EC windswell chop to go chase this afternoon and would rather not compensate for your lack of comprehension.

Bro, c'monnnn. Read Paulie's posts a couple times and tell me it's not Billy. A dude comes out of nowhere and is obsessed enough with the forum for 100 posts in a couple weeks, actually knows things about the surf in multiple areas not in proximity to one another, has demonstrated historical surf knowledge, knows enough to be the first person ever to compose a 'hello' tread that's non-offensive (mole tactics), and the list goes on. Bro, no one's ever made a smooth entrance here and also maintained a higher-profile presence afterwards. Just doesn't happen.

You think a cat is gonna come out of nowhere with a surplus of time and instantly be a reg here like they've belonged from the start? Paulie was believable to some extent at the start but Billy has ever so cleverly drizzled his posts with clues and a greater sense of color as of late. Look at how he responded to his outing in this tread. Way too Billyesque.

A cat's gonna stroll in here at random and happen to be a one-percenter in both surf geography AND literary composition? Anyone got bridges in FL for cheap? I'm buying!!!

"One of these things is much like the other..."

 

If you say so dude. You maybe right, but IDK. I'm far from gullible and don't think i'll be buying any bridges. Just trying to give the dude a chance to prove himself before making any accusations. Bill normally makes himself known, doesn't try and conceal it, at least none of his last 5 accounts. I just spoke to the Ghost of SJB the other day on PM, he sends his regards...

 

If paulie is Paulie I feel bad for paulie, b/c he really seemed to like this place.

 

Don't worry .. Paulie can take care of himself ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxriLTLhyyY&feature=player_detailpage#t=13

 

cdog you're on a roll with the spot-on movie clips, love it!

 

Thanks man. It's the least I can do to keep things moving forward.

 

Haha, this thread has become a gem.

 

Bro, SJB could very well be pushing 10 identities total on here in the last year. Some are louder than others.

 

page 24 and I still don't know whats going on,altho theres been some funny posts.

so how do we know this "whatever his name is" is shred?dude actually looks like he can surf so I think hes never been on here.it would be funny if someone actually went to visit him,or atleast talk on the phone.first off u need to be on the inmates visiting list.everyone should show up at his court date and tell him swellinfo backs u 100%

 

And he would say, what the fu** is swell info?

 

and then the si crew says we raised 10,000$ for your realese,and hes like oh......

 

Go check his Facebook. With surf pic captions like "Spray Boy!" and "Complete KFC turn"....how could that not be him?

Whether Corey V Pohan is the ShredMachine or not no longer matters. He fits the profile in every way possible. He is the chosen one. He has united the forum. He is the SI messiah.

 

So far Paulie has been a contributing member of this forum. Until there is evidence of him being anybody other than who he says he is, I'm not buying the conspiracy. If i'm wrong then i'll wear the dunce cap for a week as punishment.

 

And the plot thickens.

Now we have a fake mod? Mods say "admin" or "moderator" under their name....

Hrmmm....

Why yall gotta make Micah's life more difficult. Now he has to block any user name that has si and mod in any combination?????

 

HAHAHAHA...Gaff, you've done it again, my friend...

I just laughed so hard my chewbacca almost fell out.

MIS, thanks for the praise.

 

Yankee I know what you don't know, and you won't know what I know

 

Paulie
Why so you care so much about shred if he stopped posting over a year before you started?

 

Looks like we found a director for the ShredMachine Outreach Program.