Is South Jetty Bill/Ghost of PJB also the NJShredMachine??

Listen Gaffer, I lived in Texas, and I am not ignorant aboot Texas. There were pinatas everywhere and Mexican children's shows on in the mornings. And at age 6 I was like, " WHERE THE HELL DID MY FREAKIN PARENTS MOVE TO. THIS PLACE SUCKS" I was that smart at age 6. Dallas Winston laughed at Texas too.

I got to read the last two pages of this thread. Then BANNED....

Took me ten attempts to get back on. This is fucing ridiculous. ARGGGH I feel like killing 311 right now.

F you Koki........

F you MIS13.........

And F you Mr. Swellinfo Guy

I am now switching my surf message board loyalties to that Surfer mag place. Mr. Swellinfo Guy can go sucks his own pen!s at the adult bookstore. I implore all of you to join me over there. Let's drain the water from Mr. Swellinfo Guys mother trucking pool.........

I will not play this stupid banning game from some pseudo Delaware local. Just because you move somewhere don't make you a local. That guy, he's always calling himself a local....b!tching aboot tourists.....and traffic. I hope his dog eats his boogie board. Walk your dog you lazy bastard !!!

NO MAS !!!!! ENCHILADA BURRITO PONCE DE LEON EL HENNIFER LOPEZ.........

To all my pals. I love you guys. When you guys touch yourself at nights, think of me, ok.

 

Koki, I'm just mad at you because you didn't say hi or comfort me this time around. I still love you.....

BUT F YOU MIS 13 !!! I'm going to find you if you come back to New Jersey and I'm going to fuc your leg but good.

Guys, the new season of TEEN MOM 2 is on tonight at 10:00. Don't miss it.

 

Well, this is a record..........I've been on here and navigated a few posts and pages.

Just came to say that I posted on SURFER MAG and they already banned me. Wow............I thought that was an anything goes type of place.......

Jeez you talk aboot how I'm addicted to SWELLINFO.COM and how it has me performing fellatio on my elderly neighbor so I can use his computer and boom..........

BANNED

Surfers, man.........they just ain't what they used to be.

That's it I resign from the ocean too...........too uptight and serious.

Jesus, go rock climbing if you are uptight. Please stop surfing. Go ride a bike or something and play tennis......

Leave surfing to the F-ups...........

 

The SI Forum hasn't gone ballistic.....it's gone completely & totally schizo.

 

Pinatas' everywhere...LOL.

You can't leave. Those Socal snobs at SurferMag are boring and mostly just complain about the ASP and discuss yuppie stuff.

 

SJB I will set you free.

 

Dudes, I thought SURFER MAG was the wild west....no rules ......everything goes........I've never been there before. I just got "APPROVED" ANd I swear to HEY ZUES, I got BANNED one minute after my first post.

Man, I now know what the negroes went through in 1950;s Alabama......

I am oppressed.

Well now I'm not mad at Mr. Swellinfo Guy, I'm mad at .....Ray Bergman...........

Atlantic O how have you been? It's been awhile.

Well, Teen Mom 2 is aboot to come on. I'm actually tired of Jennelle....I like Chelsea these days. I got to go put own my leather chaps and get my toys ready.

Bye.........

Oh Paulie, I haven't read much in this thread, but sorry you are getting accused of being me> That's a rough road to travel.

Paulie, you ever go to Camden? You like diesel? I might go to Camden for Diesel on Friday, with Harris. Harris likes readies though.......

 

SIMOD !! Woooo !!!! Go to boy. You ***gat

 

SIMOD is the moderator dude right.

 

I'm waiting SIMOD..........

 

Hey SIMOD did you go see Miley on the Bangerz tour?

 

Dude mail me some diesel! My barber ran out and has been MIA, yeah my barber...

 

Didn't that Teen Mom chick move on to porn?

Im good. Moving next week. Back to the good life. Surfing everyday, hunting for bigfoots and trading Four Loko's to natives for weed.

 

Only two things come from Texas, you know what they are?

 

Farrah... Sweet, sweet Farrah. I saw her naked.

 

Sjb, that is some funny shiite! Banned in one post. Only you...

 

Haha you got the joke, you're a good sport my friend. So whatcha drinking on?

 

Where is the newspapers date? Rules Paulie, rules.

Mr. Paulie, did you or didn't you own a tackle shop in Montauk, NY.

 

SJB, are you Lewis Samuels? They hate Lewis Samuels at SurferMag

 

The odd thing is that this thread started with an absurd postulate.