Dude if you meet him to buy that it will be Wayne and he will throw you in his white windowless van and rape your butt.
i responded to one of those once for a long board for sale. when i pulled into the guys transmission shop behind his house (sounds a lot sketchier in hindsight) there were about 5 state trooper cars, and fully geared up cops in raid gear walking around the place. the board i was going to buy along with a few others were sticking out the back of one of the squad cars.
