Is this the worst (new) surfboard you've ever seen in a surfshop??? Melbourne FL

Discussion in 'Surfboards and Surfboard Design' started by PuertoRicanPoet, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. scotty

    scotty Well-Known Member

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    Those look like sand-throughs on the front rails! If true, this has got to be the first time I've ever seen glassing mistakes as intentional board art. Unfinished looking is one thing, damaged during sand out is another.
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2014
  2. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Just got off the phone with LH. The board is vacuum bagged by CoreVac Composites in Melbourne, Florida. Doesn't explain the artwork, but you won't have to worry about dinging this tank!
     

  3. PuertoRicanPoet

    PuertoRicanPoet Member

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    Mar 24, 2012
    Most people would have an issue with the poor quality/appearance of the board, and the high-end price tag. When people pay a lot, they expect a lot.
     
  4. PuertoRicanPoet

    PuertoRicanPoet Member

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    Mar 24, 2012
    Yea, their prices are at the very high end. That's one of the main reasons I was so shocked.
     
  5. PuertoRicanPoet

    PuertoRicanPoet Member

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    Mar 24, 2012
    I regret not looking to see who was the shaper. But at the end of the day someone at Cannibal is in charge of Quality Control and they allowed those boards leave the factory.
    Not the best choice, when you're trying to build or maintain a brand.
     
  6. PuertoRicanPoet

    PuertoRicanPoet Member

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    On the rare chance that it is some cutting edge proprietary construction method, given the unfavorable ascetics, it should have remained a research and development board, not a ready for the marketplace board.
     
  7. PuertoRicanPoet

    PuertoRicanPoet Member

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    Mar 24, 2012
    In the two decades of being an avid surfer and the countless surf shops I've visited around the world, I have never seen boards that looked like this. I seriously doubt that any other professional "companies" would release a board of this quality. LH has over 300 surfboards and none of them looked like that. I also visited a variety of other surf shops in the Cocoa Beach area that week, including hundreds of surfboards at Ron Jon's, and I never came across anything that looked like that.
    If you have proof that other pro companies are selling boards like that, please upload comparison photos. I'd love to see them.
     
  8. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro, you know you can reply to all 5 of those posts in a single post. You click the bottom right quotations plus sign icon for each post you want to quote. I get lazy and respond to singular posts when I could double them up sometimes but 5 bro, that's like listening to one of my monologues circa last spring. Painful for the reader! I've come to realize that.

    Anywayz, what did that stick weigh? I def think it will get scoffed at by most but sell off the shelf quick to someone who likes standing out for whatever reason and into novel items. Can't argue too much with a more indestructible board than most of us ride. How good is that primo glass job looking on a CI after it's kissed a reef a few times and you've mishandled it between the house and truck?
     
  9. PuertoRicanPoet

    PuertoRicanPoet Member

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    Mar 24, 2012

    Unfortunately all of the Cannibal boards on their rack looked like this. Take a look at the photo, you'll see the board in the background suffers from the same shortcomings.

    Oh I agree... I believe that the boards will be gone relatively quickly, but I disagree why they'll have left. I don't think it's because they sold to a customer. I think it'll be because they were bought/sent back to the manufacturer.

    "Unfinished" matte finish is one thing we're all familiar with, so flawed construction is something completely different and easily recognizable.
     
  10. PuertoRicanPoet

    PuertoRicanPoet Member

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    Mar 24, 2012
    Thanks for the heads up. I'll use it in the future.
     
  11. garbanzobean

    garbanzobean Well-Known Member

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    Dang, I think they look pretty badass. If yall haven't noticed there is a trend in color work these days on surfboards and I think these guys are a being a little bit bandwagonesque. Seems some board builders are into the sloppy "throw some color at it" look these days and I kind of like it. Is it the hipster influence, don't look like you care to much or you won't be cool? Those lost... free lap resin color jobs look real cool. The Panda shortboard things have some of that going on too with some sanded through colored hotcoats. Seen Rusty's painted foam slop colors here and there in strange hues like burgs and baby crap greens to mimic the resin color jobs with not a single piece of masking tape being used. And if they are that multi layer glass vacumed down to a rocker template style like the Coil pieces then they are a good product, long lasting and springy- but maybe to bouncy and a little chattery like the Surftechs ride IMHO. And that matte look turns shiny after the first wax and surf leaving them pretty smooth because no doubt it is a fairly fine grit sand job. Rock on Cannibal dudes.
     
  12. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    my local surfshop has a ton of new firewires for sale for $399. wonder if their time has
    come and passed….
     
  13. garbanzobean

    garbanzobean Well-Known Member

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    Sep 15, 2010
    They all look the same and have lost the "Wonder how they ride? Sure are 'spensive so they gotta go fast" appeal. Thankfully the dudes that bought 'em at full pop found out that they only rode as good as the shape and the durability and resale value they thought they were purchasing was a myth. Those $399 boards were probably the pro model chips no one wants or can ride except Taj B. Many of the earlier ones turned really brown on the rack too. The fat shapes seem to move some still. But just because you can afford to pull up to the beach in a Ferrari doesn't mean you can drive one very well. And if you can't peoples will laugh and point, not a good way to get chicks IMO. I like the sloppy colored Campbells better. They look kind of backyardy. Then everyone will only just shake their heads and give a hearty "Bless his heart" instead of laugh at me when I crash.
     
  14. YouRuinedtheSI

    YouRuinedtheSI Active Member

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    Jan 25, 2014
    Where your shop?? In the market for one. Inlet?
     
  15. misfit27

    misfit27 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 12, 2013
    Economic value = What someone (who knows nothing about surfing) is willing to pay. If I can sell the two remaining fins in an old set to some idiot for $300, that's their relative economic value. Anyone interested in some mis-matched fins?
     
  16. misfit27

    misfit27 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 12, 2013
    I used to be a courier and it was always fun to pass a guy on a handmade $12000 carbon fiber work of art in spandex riding my nameless piece of steel that looked like it had a survived nuclear attack.