Its a Salt life

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by GoodVibes, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    wow, just wow. i was joking before but thats really what their all about lol thats too good
     
  2. GoodVibes

    GoodVibes Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2008
    Im wondering now if I enter the lineup with a saltlife tatoo if I'll get a little more respect.
     

  3. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    Only if it's either on your forehead or across your belly..... but you must have a gigantic beer belly to pull that off. Reminds me of this touron I saw at Johnny Mercer's Pier about a month ago. He had a large Fox logo tattooed on his large, lobster red beer belly. Couldn't believe my eyes!

    All in all, I'm glad for Salt Life. Without their stickers, no one would ever know how hard-core narcissistic I am--because people who don't really know me MUST know all about me from riding behind my truck for 2 minutes. That is the most important thing to me.
     
  4. McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

    985
    Jun 27, 2010
    That company was started by a couple of guys from this area (Jax, NorthEast FL), sorry about that, hehehe. They also have a couple of restaurants (usually packed with beach yuppies) down here in FL.

    The funniest mock of it I've seen (being from the south) is "Assault Life" with two shotgun rifles crossing over in the logo.
     
  5. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    WTF is a shotgun rifle???
     
  6. prestige

    prestige New Member

    1
    Jun 25, 2012
    seriously I have 2. I've got one on my boat and one on the front windshield of my truck. There's nothing wrong with liking salt life. narrow minded necks
     
  7. GoodVibes

    GoodVibes Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2008
     
  8. purpleheadedyogurtslinger

    purpleheadedyogurtslinger Well-Known Member

    150
    Jun 21, 2012
    this may have been said before, but I always think it says "slut life" at first glance. Just food for though. And tattoo's of brands... I saw a guy with a GIANT hawaiin island creations tattoo across his entire upper back. Like tee-shirt logo sized. F*cking poser.
     
  9. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    2 stickers or 2 "shotgun rifles?"
     
  10. McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

    985
    Jun 27, 2010
    A standard rifle that you shoot as you would a shotgun. Duh! ;P
     
  11. pyroarchy

    pyroarchy Well-Known Member

    99
    May 6, 2012
    But what if its a handgun shotgun? :p
     
  12. ND081

    ND081 Well-Known Member

    900
    Aug 7, 2010
    but i already have one of those.... is it possible to wear TWO croakies on your shades at the same time???
     
  13. Bronze Whaler

    Bronze Whaler Well-Known Member

    269
    Aug 22, 2009
    what i hate about it the most is that I didn't come up with the idea. Is it awful and has it made me cringe everytime since I first saw one? Yes, but I'd love to be cashing the checks and scouring the globe on the dime of every hillbilly wannabe that ever bought one.