Save the ocean Perhaps our friend is a dedicated environmentalist, and only pees on the beach. You gotta admit, that's dedication.
Seinfeld once said, "George: 'Holding it in is bad for the kidneys.' Jerry: 'Who says'?' George: 'Medical journals!' Jerry: 'Did they also say anything about standing in someone elses urine?'" The opposite is in affect when surfing. Just go.
HAHA! environmentalist? wow never been called that before. anyway i piss in my shorts in the water all the time, and i have if needed be in my suit as well. lets be serious though. do you guys really like the way urine makes your suit smell? i don't.
hahah...less asparagus, more post-surf suit rinse....my beach has showers...real showers (hot water, solar powered), so my interminable ride home ( l.a. traffic) is made in the comfort of clean, dry clothes and no salty residue....aahhhhhhhhhh now if i could just find a place to piss on the way home.....