Its official, I am cursed...

Discussion in 'Southeast' started by Tlokein, Mar 7, 2014.

  1. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    My apologies Fitz. But it does remove a mental image I don't mind never having again.

    Maybe you should start a line of swimwear based on the Fitzpedo maneuver. Would sell well in Brazil I hear.

    "You can't pull of a Fitzpedo unless you're wearing one!"

    I should have gone into marketing, they don't work on weekends...
     
  2. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012

    Good tips. I hear you can make good money that way, and enjoy the free crack hoes. Healthcare and 401k, not so much...

    I think I'll just send one of my fellow freak friends by wearing a tutu, flippers, mask, and snorkel, a fake green afro, carrying a flamethrower and dragging a dead goat behind him on a leash. He's like 6'5" and 280lbs. I think that will send the message, and have him just scream "PANCAKES" over and over when he opens the door. You don't F with crazy.
     

  3. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Brothers in arms...
     
  4. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    BTW Steamy...love the name. Your posts remind me of someone, can't put my finger on it...
     
  5. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    most everyone up here with that size,direction and period swell is going to be waiting for the tide all day,surfing closeouts or just driving all over only to end up surfing closeouts anyway
     
  6. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    tiptoeing

    in my small corner of da world my media sources say swell looks good/swell direction looks good/tide forecasts are fine as are wind..theres' a kind of hush...:cool:
     
  7. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    i know,but not from my angle.i meant that up here on ese medium that size it's always too low or too high meaning it sucks here because of the angle unless you go to jenks at low tide and fight it out
     
  8. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Sucks dude... At the very least you better let your boss know you are making a big sacrifice to be a team player

     
  9. Gary Williams

    Gary Williams Well-Known Member

    93
    Dec 18, 2013

    I feel you my man, these kooks are making me come into work tomorrow for some bs
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    If it makes you guys feel any better, I had to work the Saturday of the Andrea swell...and the Doomsday swell. And both times I agreed to like weeks in advance, so I F'd myself in the A.
     
  11. Lipsmacker

    Lipsmacker Well-Known Member

    264
    Sep 17, 2012
  12. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    God swill dude. Something is keeping you from paradise for a reason. Maybe the same reason I'm kept from CR. Let me know if you find an answer.
     
  13. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Which one? There's so many, I have a hard time keeping up. I think I'm gonna go with Marduk from now on. He's trying to get back in the game and throwing out some pretty sweet deals. Plus apparently has some pull with water and such. Not sure if he knows about surfing though being that he's from the desert.
     
  14. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

    289
    Jun 21, 2013
    This is so wrong, but over the years, my grandpa has died at least 5 times. #ripgrandpa
     
  15. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Well, if it's any consolation, at least you have a job.
    There are those out there who are unemployed and hurting.
    At least that's what I tell myself sometimes when I get fed up with things at work.
     
  16. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I'm in the same boat at the moment, but not even due to work schedule.... Like I told my buddy the other day--it just seems like the universe doesn't want me to surf anymore.

    -3 swells ago.... committed to go out of town and visit family
    -2 swells ago.... Laid up with a wicked cold about to make my head explode
    -Yesterday afternoon.... trying frantically to get to a point where I can hopefully finish up the major drivetrain work I'm doing on my Cruiser today or tomorrow... the stuff I didn't get to last week because I was freaking sick.

    Sheesh...
     
  17. Blackfish

    Blackfish Well-Known Member

    171
    Jan 20, 2013
    Don't feel too bad the swell is gone...knee to thigh but clean.
     
  18. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    We're building karma bro. In a weird twist of fate, after a nastily cold and flat winter, an epic spring and even summer of great weather and swells is coming. At least that's what Marduk is telling me.
     
  19. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    You're right of course. I've been trying more and more to not care about first world problems. Thanks for bringing back the perspective.
     
  20. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Yeah just checked out the cams. Not big but some nice lines, looks like fun. Wish I was out. Enjoy it man!