Its that time again

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by 34thStreetSurfing, Jun 17, 2010.

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  1. Jun 17, 2010 #1
    34thStreetSurfing

    34thStreetSurfing Well-Known Member

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    Aug 13, 2009
    The swarm is coming... The past couple weeks its been awesome, like three four people on my beach. Everyone just minds there own business and does there own thing. Today I witnessed what had to be the most retarded placement of beach chairs i have ever seen. There was literally an entire beach that was open for a relaxing and chilling on the beach but this group of young girls and there moms decided it would be perfect to set up camp ONTOP of my towel phone and backpack like literally there chair was ontop of my towel. I mean how much more retarded can you get. I was like yeah your sitting on all my ****. and they were like oh... yeah...

    Like what the hell..... Sorry for posting this stupid thread but I am flabbergasted and I needed to write it down
     
    34thStreetSurfing, Jun 17, 2010
    34thStreetSurfing, Jun 17, 2010
  3. Jun 17, 2010 #2
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    did you say anything to them about it?
     
    aka pumpmaster, Jun 17, 2010
    aka pumpmaster, Jun 17, 2010

  5. Jun 17, 2010 #3
    wallysurfr

    wallysurfr Well-Known Member

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    I would have been like: "Yo!"
     
    wallysurfr, Jun 17, 2010
    wallysurfr, Jun 17, 2010
  6. Jun 17, 2010 #4
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    34th, at least it wasn't some 65 year old dude in a pair of speedos doing stretches right in front of you!!! That happened to me and my girl one time.... after we both threw up, we got up and moved!!! Sometimes it's just not worth it! LOL But it does kind of make you wonder WTF is wrong with some people!! Go get a fart machine and the next time some a-holes want set up camp on your s_ _t, start cracking them off! LOL
     
    Zeroevol, Jun 17, 2010
    Zeroevol, Jun 17, 2010
  7. Jun 17, 2010 #5
    Feesh

    Feesh Well-Known Member

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    Jun 5, 2008
    Who needs a machine
     
    Feesh, Jun 17, 2010
    Feesh, Jun 17, 2010
  8. Jun 17, 2010 #6
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    or better yet, start smoking some cigs. that will clear them out.
     
    aka pumpmaster, Jun 17, 2010
    aka pumpmaster, Jun 17, 2010
  9. Jun 17, 2010 #7
    stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

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    May 11, 2009
    Yeah along with cursing. Bimbos. I'm guessing they weren't even hot?
     
    stoneybaloney, Jun 17, 2010
    stoneybaloney, Jun 17, 2010
  10. Jun 17, 2010 #8
    34thStreetSurfing

    34thStreetSurfing Well-Known Member

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    Aug 13, 2009
    I was just like yeah your **** is on my **** and grabbed it and peaced... Yeah should've just lit a cig right in there face... I'll be better prepared next time
     
    34thStreetSurfing, Jun 17, 2010
    34thStreetSurfing, Jun 17, 2010
  11. Jun 17, 2010 #9
    hardcoreboogieboarder1

    hardcoreboogieboarder1 Member

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    Nov 24, 2009
    screw cursing and smoking cigs. just whip it out and start jerkin' it. thatll get their attention and turn the opposite direction.
     
    hardcoreboogieboarder1, Jun 17, 2010
    hardcoreboogieboarder1, Jun 17, 2010
  12. Jun 17, 2010 #10
    pvjumper05

    pvjumper05 Well-Known Member

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    hahah classic
     
    pvjumper05, Jun 17, 2010
    pvjumper05, Jun 17, 2010
  13. Jun 17, 2010 #11
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    I am sure that will go over well, you jerkin it on the beach! LMAO Why don't you just drop a duece on their towel?? LOL
     
    Zeroevol, Jun 17, 2010
    Zeroevol, Jun 17, 2010
  14. Jun 17, 2010 #12
    34thStreetSurfing

    34thStreetSurfing Well-Known Member

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    Aug 13, 2009
    catch em off guard with a slow jerk
     
    34thStreetSurfing, Jun 17, 2010
    34thStreetSurfing, Jun 17, 2010
  15. Jun 17, 2010 #13
    pvjumper05

    pvjumper05 Well-Known Member

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  16. Jun 17, 2010 #14
    tibu35

    tibu35 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 28, 2009
    LMAO - yeah i agree just whip it out and give it a little wiggle
     
    tibu35, Jun 17, 2010
    tibu35, Jun 17, 2010
  17. Jun 17, 2010 #15
    GROMsurfer

    GROMsurfer Member

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    Apr 19, 2010
    No all you have to do is just shake a sandy towel......it works ive done it many times
     
    GROMsurfer, Jun 17, 2010
    GROMsurfer, Jun 17, 2010
  18. Jun 17, 2010 #16
    MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

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    You gotta be from Sandy Hook LOL!!!!
     
    MATT JOHNSON, Jun 17, 2010
    MATT JOHNSON, Jun 17, 2010
  19. Jun 18, 2010 #17
    tibu35

    tibu35 Well-Known Member

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    If you have seen the movie slap shot.... this is how they would handle the situation
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tak4aXghzeU
     
    tibu35, Jun 18, 2010
    tibu35, Jun 18, 2010
  20. Jun 18, 2010 #18
    divinesurf

    divinesurf Well-Known Member

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    Oct 10, 2009
    if i were you i would have a few bean burritos handy... rip a huge fart...then strategically blame it on them... some people are really really stupid
     
    divinesurf, Jun 18, 2010
    divinesurf, Jun 18, 2010
  21. Jun 18, 2010 #19
    StuckinVA

    StuckinVA Well-Known Member

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    Jul 23, 2007
    Somebody stole my favorite towel once. I found it about 50 yards down the beach hanging on their canopy. I said "you took my towel?" They replied, "we found it on the ground." I said, "yes, that is where I left it." Very strange. Anyhow I grabbed my towel, went back to my original spot to get my flip flops then left. Some people just don't have a clue.
     
    StuckinVA, Jun 18, 2010
    StuckinVA, Jun 18, 2010
  22. Jun 18, 2010 #20
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    QFT this really does work!!!
     
    aka pumpmaster, Jun 18, 2010
    aka pumpmaster, Jun 18, 2010
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