Jersey Boyz....Good Luck w This Fish Tale

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by yankee, Sep 26, 2013.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    "Although it's native to the Amazon, a testicle-eating fish species called "Pacu" has been turning up in places including Denmark, France and Illinois.

    Now, a large Pacu has been found in northern New Jersey, just more than 10 miles outside New York City.

    Retired bus driver Tom Boylan hooked a 10-inch-long Pacu on Saturday at Third Ward Veteran's Memorial Park in Passaic, N.J., according to The Bergen Record, which posted a photo of the fish.

    Pacu have wide teeth shaped like molars and strong jaw muscles that allow them to crack open tree nuts and other tough aquatic foods. Somewhat terrifyingly, however, the fish have been known to mistake human testicles for tree nuts. Two men in New Guinea reportedly died from blood loss after a Pacu chomped on theirs.

    The exotic fish, which migrate upstream in order to spawn, can weigh up to 55 pounds and grow up to 3 or 4 feet in length.

    “Most likely, someone had [the 10-inch Pacu] in their fish tank and it grew too big, so they dumped it,” Pat Egan, manager at Absolutely Fish, told The Bergen Record after the store identified the fish. “We call them ‘tank busters.’ We don’t even sell them because they grow so big."

    While the news of a Pacu in Passaic County is likely to scare some local residents, the good news is that the fish reportedly can't survive cold temperatures, so swimmers should be safe by spring.

    Still, it might be wise to keep your swimsuit on."

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...-jersey_n_3984181.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
     
  2. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    they are a cousin of the piranna.
    it was on River Monsters
     

  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Don't forget your steel cup
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Not only do you have to watch out for rollercoasters, kooks, and turds in the line up, now you have to watch for testicle biters! You Jerzy Boyz sure are getting the shaft this year!
     
  5. McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

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    Jun 27, 2010
    Do you have enough balls to paddle out knowing that thing is swimming out there?
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  7. wavehog1

    wavehog1 Well-Known Member

    382
    Sep 20, 2013
    Oohh great.... damn thing is probably gonna migrate down here to Fla this winter! Seems like all the ball-busters end up down here!
     
  8. Anthonyz

    Anthonyz Well-Known Member

    63
    May 15, 2012
    Other than them eating balls, do they taste good?
     
  9. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    no one has to worry in jersey.... no ones got any balls in dirty jerzy... just steroids and hair gel.
     
  10. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Shredmachine got big enough balls to feed em.
     
  11. Dyldo

    Dyldo Well-Known Member

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    Sep 3, 2013
    Actually MFitz73, all that "steroids and hair gel" actually migrates from you guys up in New York. Here we refer to you as Bennys. I think you refer to it as "going down the shore" if i'm correct.