Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

My name is T-Tan Bones

 

"The Tan-talizer"

 

juice springsteen

 

The Condition

 

The Solution

 

i got natural light my favorite beer

 

The last two are the best.

 

My guido nickname is "Bones"

 

the deltoid

 

mine is the Tan-tilizer

My Fiance is "The Incident"

 

Haha, my wife is "The Appointment"

 

freaking awesome.

I actually watched an episode of that show last night. All of my staff at my restaurant want me to make our All Staff party later this month a "Jersey Shore" theme. And, in La Jolla, I have been asking these kids all week what the heck that means. I mean, i know the jersey shore, went there all the time growing up, but after seeing that show last night, I know exactly what they mean! I think its an outstanding idea.

I just need to get some spray tan and hair gel and its on.

 

Guido tested, Pauly D approved...

http://www.amazon.com/Joico-Spiker-Water-Resistant-Styling-Glue/dp/B000KL0STM

 

The Blowout!! lol

 

prince of paramus!! hahahaha

 

Danny Tan-ner

 

The Tan - Ticle

 

Tan Jovi...which makes sense, that's about as gay as that show...lol!

 

I'm "Orange Juice" OJ..ma nigga!