http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...familiar-shark-returns-jersey-shore/84097400/ may help with the ensuing crowds/....
Something interesting from the comments section: The year is 1916... The place - jersey shore Dude that's exactly 100 years ago to date!!!!! Im callin it, there'll be blood
Grey suites looking fo black suites. You giving odds Towlie? Thousands of seals building up on the outer cape. I'm sure there will be more carnage this year on them nuggets.
that shark can come f*ck around Ive been running low on funds and been cutting corners on the grocery bill. osearch come bring this assclown to my dinner playte
Don't you watch movies man? The first one to talk smack is like... The second one to get ate ...right after the black guy... Speaking of, where's bubs? Don u a gambling man? Odds are the tabloids are gonna read: beach goer attacked in knees deep waters by a 16-foot killing machine. Won't even be a surfer either, just some dumb kid with a blow up beach ball
Stay out of the back bays! [video=youtube;Hu4QsFX_KyQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu4QsFX_KyQ[/video]
You better look deep into the crapper next time you're about to sit down... Nobody's safe..... The horror... The horror....
Don u a gambling man? Odds are the tabloids are gonna read: beach goer attacked in knees deep waters by a 16-foot killing machine. Won't even be a surfer either, just some dumb kid with a blow up beach ball[/QUOTE] I'm taking Belmar, 4 th of July wknd, 11.00am. rubber raft
Game on compadre! I'm thinking early June though dunno why... July seems like to warm a water near shore for these guys, they like they cold.. Like they blood ... And the stare they give ya mouth open right before those eyes roll back, face angling from the water next to ya and you see nothing but teeth as the jaw gaps..
You know I wanna say Belmar, but they got them shark nets installed a few years back... Although a fish that size... Anything is possible. But something has Brigantine spelled all over this one... Close enough to cause a wildfire of panic and secluded enough to block the roads with ambulances. Nobody gets in, nobody gets out. It's gonna be mass hysteria, everyone from tom's river to cape may will be shttn pants. And great bay is such a nice lurking spot too
Was in the water when a white took a seal on the CAPE! When it comes to a person, it's not a question of IF but WHEN!
Exactly, and perhaps, to repeat, perhaps with a visit to Hampton NH, Wells, Maine etc in search of a fatter more juicier seal. They grow them fat in Maine, just like their girls/women folk.......They all wear LLBEan gumboots, flannels, and "Lobstah Gobbler" trucker hats.....
Da Fock, she's making a beeline right for my beloved Strathmere!!!!! That's my break ya whore. Go the f@ck away Mary you slut, go bother Barry up in NE.
You're kidding right? Ain't barely anything but harbor seals up here that I seen...cape cod = South Africa But the ladies, err, ya got me there
