Jersy shark attacks

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by dudeclimbing, Aug 22, 2013.

  1. dudeclimbing

    dudeclimbing Well-Known Member

    263
    Apr 16, 2013
    It's on and looks as good as shark nado. Syfy.
     
  2. TheWocal

    TheWocal Well-Known Member

    111
    Sep 4, 2012
    I actually feel like someone will get nibbled on by a shark in jersey this year... Nothing serious just like a brown shark or something. I've been seeing a lot more than usual this year, and a mistake in identity is bound to happen eventually! Last month I duck dived under a wave and while under water something hit my side hard and it felt like sandpaper. At first I thought it was on of my dumba$$ friends that hit me but when I came up they were all still out in the line up. So I paddled out to the line up, sat up on my board and looked at my side and it was all scraped up and bleeding. I think it was either a skate or a shark that swam into me, but it hit me hard enough to knock me off of alignment with my board underwater
     

  3. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    dont let facts get in the way of a good story. If I were you I would exaggerate the hell out of your story, become famous and sh!t. Or maybe you are ready did....nice play.
     
  4. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    A skate...The back of a skate will scrape you all up. I hate those stupid primordial bait stealers.
     
  5. RespectIt

    RespectIt Active Member

    27
    May 27, 2013
    caught two 5' dusky sharks at a popular swimming beach after dark, they can easily mistake a hand or foot for a bunker or porgy of similar size and dimension. doub't you would suffer any ill result from them though....
     
  6. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Guidos Can't Swim........friggin classic

    SYFY has done it again........

    The southerners will love it.......
     
  7. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012
    We had a thread on this months ago...

    "I hate shaaaks!!!"

    That hair-combing while unloading an AR into some sharks...classic

    "Joey Fatone, has been eaten by a shaaak"

    This Southerner gives those scenes 2 krispy fried chicken legs up
     
  8. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    A skate wouldn't hit you that hard. Probably a bass or a blue fish