Jesus on Surf Forum

Godwins law states: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.0..... In other words, Godwin said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to Hitler or the Nazis, and hence loses the argument

 

No, it all got distorted with the invention of Jesus. Thanks to history of man and his need to believe in some sort of divine intervention.

 

Wow... I thought you were joking, so I had to look it up. And, Viola! http://www.oed.com/view/Entry/340583?redirectedFrom=godwins+law#eid

So... if I interpret your point correctly, you're saying that Roy S. was a NAZI sympathizer living in Jersey who had to go on the lamb because the Mossad's top hit-man, South Jetty Bill, was hot on his tail. Roy a.k.a. Heinrich jumped on a roofing timber, lassoed a tow rope to the Dorsal of Mary Lee and blazed a trail through the Panama Canal straight to New Zealand (aka The Shire). Somewhere along the way, he puzzled out his lumber driven surfboard business and drove himself insane by drinking saltwater and meditating on the possibility of divine insemination and the virgin birth.

If that's what you're saying, holy crap man, you're blowing my mind!

 

I didn't read this thread and I don't plan on it.

Just want to point out one thing: THIS IS A PHVCKING SURF FORUM... JESUS PHVCKING CHRIST!!!! (btw, one of my friends and another friend did Halloween years ago as "Jesus pvcking Christ. It's a costume that requires two people dressed as Jesus with one constantly bent over in front of the other one....)

Jesus freaks should be posting on biblethumpingzealots.com

 

Pretty much sums it up for those of us who are banging our heads on the desk top after reading yet another thread on a surfing forum that is started by a drooling nutjob who trolls for children in parking lots, dangling 'free' surfboards as enticement into the white van of shag-carpeted evil, ostensibly for his gawd that, by his own threats will heave bolts of purple lightning from his inflamed arse at us non-kool-aid-drinking pagan bastardo zombie unbelievers.

 

Brotha that right there is some funny shiite

 

This is a Hall of Fame thread. I think Wayne has given us all lots to think about. I think Wayne is a kind man. A very kind man. The kind we don't like!!!!

 

lol theres some funny shyt on here.i think hay-zoos needs to stay,it makes the forums so much better.i have nothing against religious people,i was once religious myself (kinda like jews for hitler) until I truly found myself through a bag of methamphetamine.they say god works in mysterious ways well so does crystal meth!!some people need guidance through a fiction novel(which is what the bible is,check ur local library under fiction),it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out u shouldn't steal or kill,but sadly most are too stooped.

I used to have more respect for Christians until they started slamming gays and muslims.im no fan of gays or muslims,but somebody who preaches that u should love thy neighbor,and jesus forgives(so I guess mohammed is forgiven for blowing up buildings) shouldn't be talking and judging others.christians have their child rapists,theives who evade taxes,etc.its the good ol amerikan double standard.and gay people,come on.we all have a gay uncle,dont we?so what am I suppose to accept the lord and go kill my uncle because god says its adam and eve not adam n steve..howbout Ashley and eve,that sounds better.

any religious tree jumpin,child predator crook who wants to be in on surfing,there are too many groms and we don't need them vanishing.please keep religion to thy self and troll on

 

this should be a new bible,taking from wise prophets words of wisdom.god bless u my man,bravo.i havnt even toked yet n I cant stop laughin

 

'nuff said

 

Awesome. I think that most of the responses on this thread are HOF Forum Platinum.

 

What happened, padre, you ran through all the kids at the playground already....?

 

Man, I'm getting SONBURN.....

 

This may help. For your listening pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBALcN701NU

 

Wayne you never did answer me. Did you get kick off 2ndlight.com forums for the same thing your doing here...pushing religion on people....well.

 

I give it a no because it gets way too heated every time it comes up, and it's never about surfing.

 

Just a thought.

 

Odin for President!

 

This has to be one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time.