Joel Turpel

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Mar 15, 2016.

  1. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    You suck.

    Please STFU.
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    That's not very nice bubs. Would you like a cold glass of water perhaps? Or do you prefer a tumbler?
     

  3. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    "wahhhh up and rideeing out tha back now"
     
  4. stinkbug

    stinkbug Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2010
    Nails on a chalkboard. Gotta hit mute when he speaks.
    None of the WSL commentators can stop talk for even 3 seconds. It's constant jabber. Diarreaha of the mouth.
    Let us just hear a few waves crashing or birds...anything.
    JUST STFU for 2 seconds!!
     
  5. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    I'd rather see Masakela, Cote & Wassel at the desk. But the current crew isnt horrible.. It could be way worse. Ronnie Blakley could still be on the mic...
     
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Exactomundo. Verbal vomit.
     
  7. Caroline Campbell

    Caroline Campbell Well-Known Member

    191
    Sep 19, 2014
    Agree with Masakela & Cote for sure!

    I thought* Ronnie is more a visual element for the lady fans of the webcast..no?
     
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  8. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    [video=youtube;T7QEbnItD7s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QEbnItD7s[/video]
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Too much cack.
     
  10. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
    Maybe GusJohnson could do WSL events ... then again, maybe not.

    Carry on.
     
  11. stinkbug

    stinkbug Well-Known Member

    746
    Dec 21, 2010
    They never shut up either. Wassel just keeps grasping for off beat crap to say...Dennis Miller/Monday Night Football of the WSL.
     
  12. stinkbug

    stinkbug Well-Known Member

    746
    Dec 21, 2010
    I'd rather hear Harry Carey...
     
  13. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I like when occy, potts, pete mel and other older dudes are in there.

    Im pretty sure all the CEOs of the biggest industry brands jizzed in a bucket to create Turpel. Hes the most corpo sounding idiot ever. its like he lives and breaths every thing that I hate about surfing.
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    The one that was brutal was that lil ditzy chicky, last season, the daughter of the big-time connected Hollywood producer. Nepotism lives, ugh. Chelsea Cannell, that's her name.

    I'm obviously the minority on Turpel, but whatever. Turpel & Potter are a vry good team. Turpel knows his stuff. He's passionate about surfing & brings up deets that are interesting. Sets up Potter nicely with soft tosses & lobs for Potts to run with. Someone's gotta talk, and if it can't be Occy, well, it is what it is.

    Some peopel abhor the dude's voice; then again, a lotta surfer buoyz have that high-nasal-pseudo-socal-kicked-in-the-cojones tone to your pipes. Ergo, Turpel's voice is nothing out of the ordinary for the surfing circuit, same as Strider's & a couple of those other talking heads.
     
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  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    If I watch a surf contest with any of those idiots talking, I always turn the sound off. They have ZERO to say to anybody with brains. I listen to music instead, or sit here and play my guitar. Mo betta.
     
  16. backside hack

    backside hack Well-Known Member

    315
    Apr 4, 2012
    ++1 Gus is da man!!
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Your self-congratulatory ass-umption that you have brains is flatulent at best.
     
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Charming; very charming.....
     
  19. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    ONIONS!!!! DOUBLE ORDER!!!!!

    i'd give a million dollars to hear gus yell that after some brazzo looses.
     
  20. NICAfiend

    NICAfiend Well-Known Member

    534
    May 12, 2012

    I agree with you. I don't really mind the current people. The Cote and Masakela duo are a good change up but I rather listen to anyone on earth before Wassel. That dude is soooo annoying, he tries WAY too hard and isn't the least bit funny....just insufferable!!!