Joke o' da day.

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  1. Dec 31, 2012 #1
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    A man comes home after an assignment of 3 years and he finds there is an additional member of the family, a 29 months toddler. Furious, he demands an explanation: He says, "How could you have done this to me! Did you cheat on me with one of my friends, was it Josh, was it Nathan, or was it John?" His wife says, "Your friends! Your friends! Don't you think I have my own friends too?"
     
    chicharronne, Dec 31, 2012
    chicharronne, Dec 31, 2012
  3. Dec 31, 2012 #2
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a midget mexican?
    Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
     
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    Zeroevol, Dec 31, 2012

  5. Dec 31, 2012 #3
    ukelelesurf

    ukelelesurf Well-Known Member

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    what do you call two pieces of paper fighting in an envelope?





    The thrilla in manila...... badum ch
     
    ukelelesurf, Dec 31, 2012
    ukelelesurf, Dec 31, 2012