Just got back into bodyboarding after tweenty years break. Made some cool gopro vids

And this is the pointe of the intro threade...

Elliot, breh, where were you when Hurricane Bill hit? (It's like 9-11 or when JFK was shot, if you're from RhodeI)

Seriously breh you can't even bench? What's your max?

You've got no pics of your GF up and on this forume you've gotta prove you're not married to a dude-- the burden of proof lies on you brethren. So pony up them pics. If she's got a used maxi pad we need to smell it. Cut it up into pieces and send it to every member of this forume with over 500 posts. And what's your bench?

Come on here posting without a hello thread--- I call that trespassing. And Wayne might preach forgiveness but he also preaches sodomizkng kids in vans. So guess what, by my logic so do you. You need to prove that you don't.

Right now all I see is a dude falling off a sponge, a dude with thin skin whose barrs haven't dropped yet, and a dude that's clearly married to another man and touches kiddos in a van until he proves otherwise with pics of his girlfriend or wife.

(Go to google translate and type this in, use Si for the chosen language, and the translation is "welcome")

 

Story of my life man.

 

classic!

 

Don't mind him breh. He's like the crazy uncle everybody talks about. He's actually super smart and funny, but he enjoys rousting the newbies a bit...all in good fun

 

busted!!

 

I feel ya. I once tried to film a porno but couldn't get my junk hard. When I finally got a semi I blew in 20 seconds. But I uploaded the video to Reddit. People were so mean. I was like "hey I can barely get wood and when I do I can't screw" and they were like "why did you upload the video?" And I killed myself. I couldn't handle the pressure.

 

Haha dude this is truly sad, I would have killed myself immediately

 

Surfing is not a hobby. I didn't know what it is but it's not a hobby. If you think it is a hobby you are not a surfer.

 

Ah it was a metaphor of eliots video. Dude posted those horrible vids. On one hand I don't feel bad because it's the equivalent of someonencomig into your home and taking not one but two dumps on your floor and then announcing the mess he created with pride. On the other hand I feel bad like what if his case manager was trying to get him to try new things and encouraged him to post a video not thinking that a surf forume would be filled with sociopathic medics professionals and political analysts that would devour his dreams.

Welcome to the forume Eliot. May your other barr drop and you make it out of Wayne's van someday.

 

Are you the same Eliot from E.T.? If so we met about 20 years ago. Small world, man...

 

Do you expect the board to sprout rockets and launch out of a close out ?The broad needed wax . I just started editing videos like a week ago. Why are you talking about character when you obviously have none?[/QUOTE]

I was once hit on by a middle aged woman, who told me she sleeps naked, and that her cats breastfeed from her. I was standing in my wetsuite while she told me. Pretty fkn weird. Thanks for the reminder.

 

It really is funny. We're grown up morons who play in the water.

 

I'm a moron!

 

who takes a 20 yr break?

 

Man, I wish I coulda, but my hands were all wet and I hadn't been to my truck. Mid 40's, skinny, had the 40 yard stare from what seemed to be too much time with the Manson family.

 

20 year sand reconne sabbatical.

 

Probably got caught in a gully.